Dexter: Review & Commentary

[Mister Obvious]

And I just gotta say... MCH looks the part. Perfect casting. I think it's the eyebrows man. Usually I say that I think actors are just being themselves... but with MCH, I think he's probably the polar opposite of Dexter, he prolly don't even LIKE Dexter. I will talk more about that later.

So here's the deal...

I fully believe that Michael C. Hall probably leans toward disliking Dexter.

There have probably been times when he rued the day he ever agreed to play the part.

Not only has he been typecast, but he's been typecast into A SINGLE CHARACTER. That's even worse than regular typecasting.

The good news is, Dexter is a fucking money maker and it always has been.

The guy's had his face plastered on the side of buildings, he's had SO MUCH FUCKING FAME from this, the role has probably scored him more ass than some rockstars get. I am so, SO serious right now.

Why? Because Dexter is a fucking ALPHA. Chicks are pervs man, they wanna get dominated by a hotass dude who's willing to FUCKING KILL for them. That's not really what Dexter does, but... you get it. It's close enough.

You round up all the bitches who LOVE stalkers and psychos (only if they're hot obviously), the weirdo chicks who write to serial killers in prison and wanna marry them, the basic bitches who don't care about the other stuff but just like MCH cuz he's HOT AS FUCK...

The fame. The fortune. The notoriety.

And man, you have a recipe for ENDLESS ASS. ENDLESS FUCKING ASS, EVERY SECOND OF EVERY MINUTE OF EVERY HOUR.

Women AND men (especially in his case since he played the gay funeral director guy) throwing themselves at you on a literal constant basis.

It's for these reasons that we really can't feel sorry for MCH that he got typecast into literally one character for the rest of all eternity.

No one is gonna shed a tear about that shit besides him.

HOWEVER...

I'm thinking the guy has a spending problem, cuz it seems like he ran outta money the second the Dexter OG series ended, and within like 2 years max, he was taking up WEIRDASS acting roles that I will not even mention.

He started doing stage work again...

He just clearly needed money.

And they made Dexter: New Blood because he decided he needed money.

And they made Dexter: Resurrection, LITERALLY BRINGING THE CHARACTER BACK FROM THE FREAKING DEAD, because he totally definitely needed money.

At this point, he had realized that Dexter was his bread and butter, and nothing was ever gonna change that.

So he succumbed to it. He caved and decided he would devote himself to the role, AGAIN. Cuz it was a sure thing.

And what else in life has that much security?? Pft, not much man.

It's like a toxic relationship. Dexter is Michael C. Hall's sugar daddy. Period.

"Why can't they appreciate me for something other than Dexter? Why can't they see me any other way?"

Well homie, the real question is, can you handle the money better this time? Like where's it going? Is it your wife?? Has it always been your wives?? You need to revoke that Amex Black Card my guy. If she don't like it, she can pound sand. Like bye bitch.

In any case...

It could be worse.

At least he's had a stellar career that most actors would drool over, cuz most people who try to be in the biz just never make it. Let's be real.

MCH has lived the dream.