Matt Rife: Hottest Standup Comedian of All Time

[Mister Obvious]

I do think Bill Hicks was sexier.

Whew thank God, I'm so relieved I said this.

Lol.

Thread title gave me a jump scare for a sec.

But yeah, I've defended my opinion that Matt is hot as fuck to a lot of people and they've almost exclusively replied with "Ewww!"

I can only assume it's because he gets "cancelled" over and over again and people believe the narrative.