Hilarious thought about masturbating whilst on the phone...
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Dancing Banana 
I think this would work best in a business convo type setting where off the cuff personal sorta stuff is unspokenly inappropriate.

So basically the idea is that you're masturbating whilst talking on the phone, you're not breaking the concentration process at all, you're not missing a beat, your voice sounds totally normal, other than perhaps you're a bit more lively than usual.

Then in the middle of a sentence, you climax and just briefly let out a super sensual "OoooOoo" ... then CONTINUE on with your point, just keep talking NORMALLY like nothing happened.

BWAHAHAHAHAHA, I THINK IT WOULD BE HILARIOUS!!! 

But it would really only work and be funniest in a conversation with somebody who's not gonna call you out on it for whatever reason.
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Hilarious thought about masturbating whilst on the phone... - by Mister Obvious - 08-01-2017, 12:21 PM



















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