I went to the mall first... American Eagle. It's pretty standard, that's the one good thing about it. Love their pants. It's a constant. I was checking out their shirts though, and they were all like... literally vomit. Literally hurl. Literally puke. I'm like 'Hm, that's weird'.
Then I went to this preppy shoe store and got a pretty bitchin' pair of boots, no complains there. The selection was not bad. Better than most places I frequent, honestly.
So then I go to some other clothing store in the mall. They literally had ONE good shirt. And a jacket that was 7.5/10 moderately righteous. Like... I've seen better, but in the same token I've been looking around and it's hard to find one that ranks above 5.5 in my opinion. So I was cool with that. I began noticing though that all their shirts were like... garbage. Literally. Pure trash.
I get out of the mall because it's a lot to carry and I'm just... done. Plus there were like a bunch of weird mexican dudes walking around in there, literally like roving gangs, and they were staring at me. LOLZ.
So anyway, I'm sitting in the parking lot and I'm thinking, last time I was at Target they had a relatively Trix approved selection of shirts. I decide fuck it, I'm going to Target. After I get a chai from Starbucks of course (delish).
And this is where shit goes awry.
I get into Target... I gingerly approach the clothing section. 100% hopeful, ready to try and hold myself back from buying everything. And slowly... my dreams, one by one, were shattered. Assaulted. Slain. Viciously obliterated.
Every. Single. Shirt. Was pure. Utter. Fucking. Crap.
I am not kidding.
EVERY SINGLE SHIRT... was a steaming piece of shit.
I was wandering around honestly in shock, muttering to myself, "What happened? Target? What the fuck happened?"
There was LITERALLY not a SINGLE shirt in the place that wasn't UGLY AS ABSOLUTE FUCK. Dismayed? No. Disgusted? Yes.
ALL OF THE CLOTHES WERE FUCKING UGLY.
There were like NO basic v-neck t-shirts even. They were all super ugly high neck shirts. GROSS!!! GROSS!!!
So I just put the cart back and walked out of there. Completely disturbed. I was audibly expressing my disgust walking through the parking lot, and as I said "Sooo fucking disturbed" in my valley girl voice, I noticed there was a lady close behind me. So I quickly put my phone up to my ear and pretended to be talking on it.
I digress.
I sat in the parking lot for a fair bit of time, trying to gather myself, trying to understand what had happened to Target.
I looked around at other nearby shopping options. Then I saw Plato's Closet.
I had been there a few times before. So I decided... okay. Maybe they will have SOMETHING.
I go in...
I look through LITERALLY EVERY SHIRT of appropriate size...
I found like 3 shirts.
It was mid-level heinous. Target = top of the charts heinous. So in some ways, it was better. But still honestly hugely disappointing and again, basically ALL of the clothes were SHOCKINGLY UGLY. SHOCKINGLY. And Plato's Closet is like a consignment store, so they get clothes from every brand out there. Trust me I've even seen that place have better days... I found a BITCHIN' dress there once, I've gotten righteous shirts there before too.
What the fuck is going on?? Is it the season?? Are these the fall clothes selections?? Are they trying to make us all look like shit?? Is the trend bland and butt fucking ugly this year?? After seeing the selection at Plato's Closet, that is honestly what I think. I think this year, the trend is BUTT FUCKING UGLY, BLAND, HORRID TRASH.
I am not cool with that...
Thank God I already have enough clothes to bridge the gap... I mean. Yeah I wanted more clothes. Yeah I was feeling down with the idea of getting some specific kinda looks going. Yeah maybe I was being selfish, okay, so what? I'm a girl! That's what we do.
They're trying to make us ugly and look like shit. Fuck that!!! I refuse!!!
Wow. Still taken aback by this. Just warning everybody... there's an agenda here, it's no coincidence. These clothing places must get their orders from the same people who pipe in propaganda stories to all local news stations across the country...
It's a conspiracy.
A clothespiracy.
Then I went to this preppy shoe store and got a pretty bitchin' pair of boots, no complains there. The selection was not bad. Better than most places I frequent, honestly.
So then I go to some other clothing store in the mall. They literally had ONE good shirt. And a jacket that was 7.5/10 moderately righteous. Like... I've seen better, but in the same token I've been looking around and it's hard to find one that ranks above 5.5 in my opinion. So I was cool with that. I began noticing though that all their shirts were like... garbage. Literally. Pure trash.
I get out of the mall because it's a lot to carry and I'm just... done. Plus there were like a bunch of weird mexican dudes walking around in there, literally like roving gangs, and they were staring at me. LOLZ.
So anyway, I'm sitting in the parking lot and I'm thinking, last time I was at Target they had a relatively Trix approved selection of shirts. I decide fuck it, I'm going to Target. After I get a chai from Starbucks of course (delish).
And this is where shit goes awry.
I get into Target... I gingerly approach the clothing section. 100% hopeful, ready to try and hold myself back from buying everything. And slowly... my dreams, one by one, were shattered. Assaulted. Slain. Viciously obliterated.
Every. Single. Shirt. Was pure. Utter. Fucking. Crap.
I am not kidding.
EVERY SINGLE SHIRT... was a steaming piece of shit.
I was wandering around honestly in shock, muttering to myself, "What happened? Target? What the fuck happened?"
There was LITERALLY not a SINGLE shirt in the place that wasn't UGLY AS ABSOLUTE FUCK. Dismayed? No. Disgusted? Yes.
ALL OF THE CLOTHES WERE FUCKING UGLY.
There were like NO basic v-neck t-shirts even. They were all super ugly high neck shirts. GROSS!!! GROSS!!!
So I just put the cart back and walked out of there. Completely disturbed. I was audibly expressing my disgust walking through the parking lot, and as I said "Sooo fucking disturbed" in my valley girl voice, I noticed there was a lady close behind me. So I quickly put my phone up to my ear and pretended to be talking on it.
I digress.
I sat in the parking lot for a fair bit of time, trying to gather myself, trying to understand what had happened to Target.
I looked around at other nearby shopping options. Then I saw Plato's Closet.
I had been there a few times before. So I decided... okay. Maybe they will have SOMETHING.
I go in...
I look through LITERALLY EVERY SHIRT of appropriate size...
I found like 3 shirts.
It was mid-level heinous. Target = top of the charts heinous. So in some ways, it was better. But still honestly hugely disappointing and again, basically ALL of the clothes were SHOCKINGLY UGLY. SHOCKINGLY. And Plato's Closet is like a consignment store, so they get clothes from every brand out there. Trust me I've even seen that place have better days... I found a BITCHIN' dress there once, I've gotten righteous shirts there before too.
What the fuck is going on?? Is it the season?? Are these the fall clothes selections?? Are they trying to make us all look like shit?? Is the trend bland and butt fucking ugly this year?? After seeing the selection at Plato's Closet, that is honestly what I think. I think this year, the trend is BUTT FUCKING UGLY, BLAND, HORRID TRASH.
I am not cool with that...
Thank God I already have enough clothes to bridge the gap... I mean. Yeah I wanted more clothes. Yeah I was feeling down with the idea of getting some specific kinda looks going. Yeah maybe I was being selfish, okay, so what? I'm a girl! That's what we do.
They're trying to make us ugly and look like shit. Fuck that!!! I refuse!!!
Wow. Still taken aback by this. Just warning everybody... there's an agenda here, it's no coincidence. These clothing places must get their orders from the same people who pipe in propaganda stories to all local news stations across the country...
It's a conspiracy.
A clothespiracy.
