09-02-2017, 06:32 PM
I met a girl on okcupid that was totally obsessed with Pavement, and the only reason she ended up hanging out with me is because I talked to her about them. We ended up spending about 4 days straight with each other. About a week in when we were both sleep deprived, and very much feeling each other, and I joked to her about eloping because we were hitting it off so well. It started out as a joke, but then two minutes later I actually asked her to elope with me. She said yes. I ended up re-bestowing upon her a ring she found under this French man's sofa while I was in my underwear. We then had a pretty much perfect month being technically engaged. Then she had a bipolar depressive episode, and ignored me for about three months, and then we never saw each other again. I ended up technically cheating on her while she was ignoring me because of an opportunity that came up with my ex best friend's girlfriend's older sister that was always the hottest person I've ever known. I ended up dating that chick for three months, and she told me that she wanted to help me achieve my goals, plus a bunch of other junk that seemed ultra intimate and meaningful, but then ended up breaking up with me completely out of the blue with nothing to say as to why. Don't get involved with women. Literally every single girl I've befriended has some kind of debilitating mental illness, aside from the one that's dead, and the Mormon one. Women are mostly mentally ill, and it probably has to do with birth control, I would imagine. Pavement is really good, though.
