I believe we as a society should have more things for men to insert their dicks into

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My husband thought of the Uber Hooker first, always needs to be one ready to come to your location in under 5 minutes.

That is a billion dollar idea right there.

Prostitution needs to be legalized.

I think a lot more men would use them if it were, especially with an app like that. But it can't be used for advertising so you never know who you are going to get. I think it's fair, some women could totally own the market if men had a choice.