I believe we as a society should have more things for men to insert their dicks into

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Procure one of those fleshlights my good sir. They are portable and convenient enough in size to brings with one in a backpack. Sure some (intolerant) people might look at you in disgust but to hell with them I say!

That's the major obstacle right there. Society must be conditioned to accept guys whipping it out and inserting it into the receptacles as a normal, everyday fact of life. When and where he so chooses, of course.