I believe we as a society should have more things for men to insert their dicks into

[Cream of Caulk]

pft I wouldn't know, my husband likes to watch hijab porn with me.

!?

I KNEW there was a catch in this otherwise seemingly perfect relationship!!!

We didn't actually get to watch it, my husband was just trying to show me all the new jobs Trump created by liberating women that wore Hijabs. 

I did check it out a couple day's later and it's basically like watching a Russian man fucking an inanimate object. The women don't move, go figure. I know they are Russian because they have big uncircumcised penis.