Don't be discouraged...

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i had a buddy at work and we used to talk like this for entire shifts. most of the customers were amused.

myeah, this nintendo 64 is excellent, see! but if you don't get the extended warranty, you'll end up in da river with a new pair of concrete boots, myeahhhh!

I worked at an Italian restaurant when I was younger. The owner was from New York. We all made up Italian names for ourselves (Frankie, Joey, etc.) and talked like New York Italians.