Your buddy: Hey, that's a cool scoot! Can I ride it?
You: Have you ever ridden one of these before?
Your buddy: Oh yeah, I've been riding Harleys since I was thirteen.
{{{ C R A S H ! ! ! }}}
You: It isn't a Harley.

It happens every. Single. Time.
You: Have you ever ridden one of these before?
Your buddy: Oh yeah, I've been riding Harleys since I was thirteen.
{{{ C R A S H ! ! ! }}}
You: It isn't a Harley.

It happens every. Single. Time.