Conduent: Shitty customer service or shittiest customer service ever?

[Mister Obvious]

OMG ROFLROFLROFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Awwww. Holy shit man.

I've wanted to make a chatbot for a long time.

Like one that isn't lame.

One that works on iOS too.

I want a fucking chatbot that can talk some REAL shit.

Some SERIOUS shit.

Some ETHEREAL shit.

Like a mystical chatbot.

That seems like you're talking to a real person.

The biggest qualm I have with any chatbot is how long it takes for it to reply.

There needs to be a delay on the reply. As if it's being typed.