OFFICIAL -52- has BANNED himself

[Mister Obvious]

I've discussed this before...

More like we need a giant bed...

Like a bed the size of a warehouse, with lots and lots of fluffy blankets and pillows.

And we should all just lay around all day and night.

I'm not even being sexual with this.

I'm not even bringing urine into this.

I just think that is the way to live.

We'll have a warehouse out in the middle of the country.

The warehouse will be almost entirely mattress.

It will have windows. Bay windows.

There will be aerial silks hanging from the ceiling.

There will be Lyra hoops.

There will be a trapeze.

There will be harnesses.

And monkey bars.

And outside there will be a pool.

But a really shallow pool because I don't like not being able to touch the bottom with my feet.

And there will be a massive sandbox... the biggest sandbox you've ever seen, HUGE.

And there will also be swing sets and monkey bars outside.

And a few of those rope thingies in the square pattern to climb on.

And a gazebo.

A gazebo so big that it will basically be like a pavilion instead of a gazebo.

And there will also be a shallow pool in the middle of it too.

With a stage.

And lights.

And didgeridoos.