WARNING: SPOILERS. HAPPENING. BELOW. DON'T READ IT IF YOU DON'T ALREADY KNOW.
Wrought with total propaganda.
I've LOVED this series, even the most suckass season (Freakshow) was pretty good.
But Roanoke is starting off really fucking bad and lame.
So far in episode 1 they've already put in racist propaganda, blaming the Confederate Flag for everything and expecting racism because "it's the south".
Facepalm. What is this, 1867? If brainrotted libtards didn't rehash every single negative event from the past and slice open the scars again, there wouldn't be a problem. Fucking idiots.
WTF, is this house supposed to be haunted? Aren't ghosts a little bit overused in this series? Why is she drinking wine in the hot tub? Is that even a hot tub?
I'm enjoying a total lack of opening titles so far though, I mean...
Wow, they just bashed ZZ Top. What the fuck is wrong with these fuckers? And I can already tell this season isn't going to have a soundtrack AT ALL. Cool music is going to be TOTALLY absent.
Somebody told me this season was gonna be about a CRUISE SHIP. That would have been so much better. Do that next time, you guys... if you're even capable of doing anything good again.
They even just mentioned "gluten allergy"... *facefucks palm
Angela Bassett is like the only good part of this show so far. Damn she's good lookin'.
The shit happening so far that's supposed to be scary is just lame as fuck.
The lamest shit EVER... these two bitches are walking down into the darkass basement KNOWING there's an intruder, hearing weird voices and the chick asks Angela Bassett's character (AN EX COP) where her gun is. She replies "Where it should be, locked in the drawer upstairs." Then she reaches for a wrench or some shit.
Wow, just wow.
Who the fuck is responsible for this FUCKING ATROCITY? What the fuck is WRONG with you?
I don't fucking get what's up with the people on the documentary... which ones were REALLY there? Are the documentary losers the real people? Is it the other way around? Is this the only fucking mystifying aspect of this show at all? Because if so, that's also fucking lame.
She calls these rednecks they suspect of "terrorizing" them "good ol' boys"... that's so fucking stupid. Spoken like a bunch of Yankee twats who have no idea what the fuck "good ol' boys" even means. What a total embarrassment.
So far this season is a fucking total embarrassment to the fucking series.
Wow that whole scene in the woods was SO fucking dumb.
Now the ending credits have come on and I seriously feel like this season doesn't even DESERVE the classic AHS theme song.
NOT a good first episode... I can't see it getting better.
I think it's going to keep being total shit.
Wow, just wow.
Wrought with total propaganda.
I've LOVED this series, even the most suckass season (Freakshow) was pretty good.
But Roanoke is starting off really fucking bad and lame.
So far in episode 1 they've already put in racist propaganda, blaming the Confederate Flag for everything and expecting racism because "it's the south".
Facepalm. What is this, 1867? If brainrotted libtards didn't rehash every single negative event from the past and slice open the scars again, there wouldn't be a problem. Fucking idiots.
WTF, is this house supposed to be haunted? Aren't ghosts a little bit overused in this series? Why is she drinking wine in the hot tub? Is that even a hot tub?
I'm enjoying a total lack of opening titles so far though, I mean...
Wow, they just bashed ZZ Top. What the fuck is wrong with these fuckers? And I can already tell this season isn't going to have a soundtrack AT ALL. Cool music is going to be TOTALLY absent.
Somebody told me this season was gonna be about a CRUISE SHIP. That would have been so much better. Do that next time, you guys... if you're even capable of doing anything good again.
They even just mentioned "gluten allergy"... *facefucks palm
Angela Bassett is like the only good part of this show so far. Damn she's good lookin'.
The shit happening so far that's supposed to be scary is just lame as fuck.
The lamest shit EVER... these two bitches are walking down into the darkass basement KNOWING there's an intruder, hearing weird voices and the chick asks Angela Bassett's character (AN EX COP) where her gun is. She replies "Where it should be, locked in the drawer upstairs." Then she reaches for a wrench or some shit.
Wow, just wow.
Who the fuck is responsible for this FUCKING ATROCITY? What the fuck is WRONG with you?
I don't fucking get what's up with the people on the documentary... which ones were REALLY there? Are the documentary losers the real people? Is it the other way around? Is this the only fucking mystifying aspect of this show at all? Because if so, that's also fucking lame.
She calls these rednecks they suspect of "terrorizing" them "good ol' boys"... that's so fucking stupid. Spoken like a bunch of Yankee twats who have no idea what the fuck "good ol' boys" even means. What a total embarrassment.
So far this season is a fucking total embarrassment to the fucking series.
Wow that whole scene in the woods was SO fucking dumb.
Now the ending credits have come on and I seriously feel like this season doesn't even DESERVE the classic AHS theme song.
NOT a good first episode... I can't see it getting better.
I think it's going to keep being total shit.
Wow, just wow.
