10-07-2016, 09:18 PM
On episode two now...
Supposedly the parts where the dumbfucks aren't talking to the camera are the "DRAMATIC RE-ENACTMENTS"???
How does that even fucking make sense??
It should be that these fucking losers telling their story are just "remembering" this shit that happened. It shouldn't be sold as a "dramatic re-enactment"... that's just fucking stupid. They shouldn't have different actors doing this. It would have been so much more realistic that way too. WTF.
I don't find this "stick figure hanging from a tree in the woods" shit scary AT ALL. Like it's not even creepy, it's just weird and dumb. Honestly.
The ONLY bright side of this is that there's Kathy Bates. If she can't do something with this steaming pile of plot, fucking nobody can. And man that's A LOT to ask.
Oh look... it's Lady Gaga playing a role where she's not hot.
I do like Cuba Gooding Jr. though, he's cool. But in the same token... like. Why is he on this show?
Again, total lack of opening credits. I'm glad. I always skipped through that shit anyway, but I really do feel like this season isn't worthy of the theme/typical opening. And judging by this lack, I'm guessing they feel the same way.
Season 6 of AHS is like Halloween 3. The one that didn't even have Michael Myers in it. Like, no one cares. At all. No Michael Myers? THEN IT'S NOT FUCKING HALLOWEEN. Even that shitshow of a movie was so much more interesting and straight up than this.
So "Priscilla" is the little girl's invisible friend... I'm guessing Priscilla is a fucking ghost. ANOTHER one. The little girl's like 10 and she goes "She said she's tired of all the blood." And Angela Bassett (the mom) doesn't even say anything. The kid is WAY too old to say some shit like that and not even get asked another question about it... if she was 5, I might not press the issue... but this kid is like 10, I'd being going "Blood? Do WHAT?"
They are NOT putting the very skilled Lily Rabe to good use in this season AT ALL. They should have made her a main creepy character instead. Dumbasses.
What is with the pigs? Why pigs? This is just stupid.
And they're STILL trying to act like this is about RACISM??? How dumb are these people? Not only dumb but just totally self-obsessed. It's so obviously not even about them at this point... what the actual fuck??
The phonecall/unplugged phone bit was creepy. The nurse scene was good. Best thing that's happened so far and that's not saying much.
The 10 year old kid literally just tells her mom/dad Priscilla said "They're going to kill us all and save me for last." And they just LOOK AT HER. What the fuck is wrong with these people? Okay okay, so the dad is taking the kid away and says she's never coming back to the house and he goes, "How does an 8 year old even know how to say that"... okay so she's 8. Still old enough that the mom should have questioned her bigtime about the blood statement earlier. These people are just dumb.
Man I literally fucking hate AHS: Roanoke.
This is pure fucking shit.
And what the fuck, they've got Evan Peters in the pighead mask thing? That's so fucking stupid. That's it? Evan Peters is SUPPOSED TO ACTUALLY BE SEEN. Come ON.
The Professor guy is on scene now... he's a really good character, only because he's a really good actor.
So the house was an "assisted living facility" with these two crazy nurses. Okay fine whatever, lackluster as fuck.
This one nurse bitch LOOKS LIKE A FUCKING MAN.
Alright so with the whole "MURDE" (murder, unfinished) written in blood on the wall by the nurses who disappeared... it's getting intriguing. I mean that in the most low level way possible. This season has been UTTER FUCKING SHIT so far, so saying that this is intriguing is saying very little.
Denis O'Hare is an excellent actor though.
Supposedly the parts where the dumbfucks aren't talking to the camera are the "DRAMATIC RE-ENACTMENTS"???
How does that even fucking make sense??
It should be that these fucking losers telling their story are just "remembering" this shit that happened. It shouldn't be sold as a "dramatic re-enactment"... that's just fucking stupid. They shouldn't have different actors doing this. It would have been so much more realistic that way too. WTF.
I don't find this "stick figure hanging from a tree in the woods" shit scary AT ALL. Like it's not even creepy, it's just weird and dumb. Honestly.
The ONLY bright side of this is that there's Kathy Bates. If she can't do something with this steaming pile of plot, fucking nobody can. And man that's A LOT to ask.
Oh look... it's Lady Gaga playing a role where she's not hot.
I do like Cuba Gooding Jr. though, he's cool. But in the same token... like. Why is he on this show?
Again, total lack of opening credits. I'm glad. I always skipped through that shit anyway, but I really do feel like this season isn't worthy of the theme/typical opening. And judging by this lack, I'm guessing they feel the same way.
Season 6 of AHS is like Halloween 3. The one that didn't even have Michael Myers in it. Like, no one cares. At all. No Michael Myers? THEN IT'S NOT FUCKING HALLOWEEN. Even that shitshow of a movie was so much more interesting and straight up than this.
So "Priscilla" is the little girl's invisible friend... I'm guessing Priscilla is a fucking ghost. ANOTHER one. The little girl's like 10 and she goes "She said she's tired of all the blood." And Angela Bassett (the mom) doesn't even say anything. The kid is WAY too old to say some shit like that and not even get asked another question about it... if she was 5, I might not press the issue... but this kid is like 10, I'd being going "Blood? Do WHAT?"
They are NOT putting the very skilled Lily Rabe to good use in this season AT ALL. They should have made her a main creepy character instead. Dumbasses.
What is with the pigs? Why pigs? This is just stupid.
And they're STILL trying to act like this is about RACISM??? How dumb are these people? Not only dumb but just totally self-obsessed. It's so obviously not even about them at this point... what the actual fuck??
The phonecall/unplugged phone bit was creepy. The nurse scene was good. Best thing that's happened so far and that's not saying much.
The 10 year old kid literally just tells her mom/dad Priscilla said "They're going to kill us all and save me for last." And they just LOOK AT HER. What the fuck is wrong with these people? Okay okay, so the dad is taking the kid away and says she's never coming back to the house and he goes, "How does an 8 year old even know how to say that"... okay so she's 8. Still old enough that the mom should have questioned her bigtime about the blood statement earlier. These people are just dumb.
Man I literally fucking hate AHS: Roanoke.
This is pure fucking shit.
And what the fuck, they've got Evan Peters in the pighead mask thing? That's so fucking stupid. That's it? Evan Peters is SUPPOSED TO ACTUALLY BE SEEN. Come ON.
The Professor guy is on scene now... he's a really good character, only because he's a really good actor.
So the house was an "assisted living facility" with these two crazy nurses. Okay fine whatever, lackluster as fuck.
This one nurse bitch LOOKS LIKE A FUCKING MAN.
Alright so with the whole "MURDE" (murder, unfinished) written in blood on the wall by the nurses who disappeared... it's getting intriguing. I mean that in the most low level way possible. This season has been UTTER FUCKING SHIT so far, so saying that this is intriguing is saying very little.
Denis O'Hare is an excellent actor though.
