10-07-2016, 10:41 PM
Alright... onto dumbfuck episode 4.
Oh no, pig man in the bathtub... boring and insipid. Oh no, pig men all over the house, so scary. I mean dumb. Holy shit it's the Professor guy. He's learned some tricks! You shout the "warning word" Croatoan to scare off the pig dudes and they disappear. *facepalm
Denis O'Hare makes me kinda horny... too bad he's gay.
Oh FUCK. They've slipped in a cool song... I Can Feel Your Heartbeat by the Partridge Family. Just typing that having prefaced with "cool" makes me... *facepalm
Why the fuck is AHS trying to pass pigs off as SCARY? LIKE, AT ALL?
Well, this episode is pretty stupid so far.
Oh look, it's creepy Lady Gaga in the woods.
LOL, the blood moon in the daylight sky is SOOO FAKE. Like. THAT DOESN'T HAPPEN. EVER. EVERRR.
What the FUCKKK is wrong with these people.
LOL, I do like the psychic dude though, that's pretty awesome.
Oh so Lady Gaga (Witch of the Wood) is "the bitch with the real power". Their scene together was pretty cool. I'm definitely interested in seeing more about her character. I guess. Mildly.
Kathy Bates is a fucking amazing actress though. Love that bitch.
The Witch of the Wood's story was interesting.
LMFAO the Uber Driver... ROFLROFL. Uh oh, the psychic just got it, sliced up by those ghost bastards!
Meh, it wasn't a bad episode. Probably the best one of the 4.
As for Evan Peters and where the hell he fits into all this...
They're trying to play it like there's a big plot twist coming up, but it's not a plot twist if we haven't even SEEN Evan Peters yet, so if it does involve him, I'm not impressed. Trying to put it all off on a plot twist possibly involving the central reason anybody tunes into this show (let's be real about it, to see Evan Peters) is a lame-o move and they better have something more solid than that or it just goes to further prove they think this season sucks too.
Oh no, pig man in the bathtub... boring and insipid. Oh no, pig men all over the house, so scary. I mean dumb. Holy shit it's the Professor guy. He's learned some tricks! You shout the "warning word" Croatoan to scare off the pig dudes and they disappear. *facepalm
Denis O'Hare makes me kinda horny... too bad he's gay.
Oh FUCK. They've slipped in a cool song... I Can Feel Your Heartbeat by the Partridge Family. Just typing that having prefaced with "cool" makes me... *facepalm
Why the fuck is AHS trying to pass pigs off as SCARY? LIKE, AT ALL?
Well, this episode is pretty stupid so far.
Oh look, it's creepy Lady Gaga in the woods.
LOL, the blood moon in the daylight sky is SOOO FAKE. Like. THAT DOESN'T HAPPEN. EVER. EVERRR.
What the FUCKKK is wrong with these people.
LOL, I do like the psychic dude though, that's pretty awesome.
Oh so Lady Gaga (Witch of the Wood) is "the bitch with the real power". Their scene together was pretty cool. I'm definitely interested in seeing more about her character. I guess. Mildly.
Kathy Bates is a fucking amazing actress though. Love that bitch.
The Witch of the Wood's story was interesting.
LMFAO the Uber Driver... ROFLROFL. Uh oh, the psychic just got it, sliced up by those ghost bastards!
Meh, it wasn't a bad episode. Probably the best one of the 4.
As for Evan Peters and where the hell he fits into all this...
They're trying to play it like there's a big plot twist coming up, but it's not a plot twist if we haven't even SEEN Evan Peters yet, so if it does involve him, I'm not impressed. Trying to put it all off on a plot twist possibly involving the central reason anybody tunes into this show (let's be real about it, to see Evan Peters) is a lame-o move and they better have something more solid than that or it just goes to further prove they think this season sucks too.
