02-16-2018, 11:50 PM
Sunstroke (1992)...
Oh shit, check it! Jane Seymour is sweating her nads off in the opening credits of this movie, circa 5:40!
6:15 OMG look, she's dressed like a fricken hussy!!! Hell yeah, now that's the kinda outfit I wouldn't wear any panties with!!!
She does a pretty bitchin' southern accent even though she's one of them British fuckers!!!
This shit makes me wanna take a roadtrip!!! Literally no other reason to watch this fuckin' garbage other than how sexy Jane Seymour is!!!
8:35 I might give him a ride, on the condition that I can tie his hands and feet up when he gets in!!! Muwahahahaha!!!
10:35 LMAO WTF?! I'm kinda starting to like this movie!!!
12:32 this guy is pretty sexy. Not digging the facial hair, but whatever!!!
14:28 WTF lady, you waiting for something better lookin'!?!?!
Dude Jane Seymour is such a total cunt in this movie, WTF!!!
For some reason she still creeps me out in this movie even though she's not being creepy...
21:22 FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKKKKKKKKKK.
I totally smell sex comin'.
22:08 God dang Jane Seymour is fine as fuck. You couldn't ask to be any finer than that.
23:25 OMG IT'S A FULL MOON, IT'S ONNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
28:33 THAT MUSIC THOUUUGHHH!!! LOVE ITTT!!!
ROFL this movie is fucking terrible, ROFLMAO.
I'm literally not even paying attention.
I've got like 4 other windows open right now.
35:53 no harm done!? What about his fuckin' car, lady?!
42:45 'bout time she gave up some of that sweet poontang!!!
43:52 why the hell is this guy covering up for her?!
45:14 damn she's a snazzy dresser though, kinda trashy but super hot!!!
52:21 WTF, this guy's being a lil too helpful!!!
1:01:47 whoa, WTF?!?!?!?!?!? Was that a PLOT TWIST!?!?!?!?!?!
Oh my damn, sounds like this guy's got the upper hand to me!!!
LOL, this is honestly pretty good. By far the best part of the movie.
It only took it an hour to get exciting.
1:08:48 ROFL oh no.
1:29:30 not gonna lie, I jumped.
That turned out to be a semi-enjoyable, somewhat suspenseful movie with a relatively non-crap ending.
Oh shit, check it! Jane Seymour is sweating her nads off in the opening credits of this movie, circa 5:40!
6:15 OMG look, she's dressed like a fricken hussy!!! Hell yeah, now that's the kinda outfit I wouldn't wear any panties with!!!
She does a pretty bitchin' southern accent even though she's one of them British fuckers!!!
This shit makes me wanna take a roadtrip!!! Literally no other reason to watch this fuckin' garbage other than how sexy Jane Seymour is!!!
8:35 I might give him a ride, on the condition that I can tie his hands and feet up when he gets in!!! Muwahahahaha!!!
10:35 LMAO WTF?! I'm kinda starting to like this movie!!!
12:32 this guy is pretty sexy. Not digging the facial hair, but whatever!!!
14:28 WTF lady, you waiting for something better lookin'!?!?!
Dude Jane Seymour is such a total cunt in this movie, WTF!!!
For some reason she still creeps me out in this movie even though she's not being creepy...
21:22 FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKKKKKKKKKK.
I totally smell sex comin'.
22:08 God dang Jane Seymour is fine as fuck. You couldn't ask to be any finer than that.
23:25 OMG IT'S A FULL MOON, IT'S ONNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
28:33 THAT MUSIC THOUUUGHHH!!! LOVE ITTT!!!
ROFL this movie is fucking terrible, ROFLMAO.
I'm literally not even paying attention.
I've got like 4 other windows open right now.
35:53 no harm done!? What about his fuckin' car, lady?!
42:45 'bout time she gave up some of that sweet poontang!!!
43:52 why the hell is this guy covering up for her?!
45:14 damn she's a snazzy dresser though, kinda trashy but super hot!!!
52:21 WTF, this guy's being a lil too helpful!!!
1:01:47 whoa, WTF?!?!?!?!?!? Was that a PLOT TWIST!?!?!?!?!?!
Oh my damn, sounds like this guy's got the upper hand to me!!!
LOL, this is honestly pretty good. By far the best part of the movie.
It only took it an hour to get exciting.
1:08:48 ROFL oh no.
1:29:30 not gonna lie, I jumped.
That turned out to be a semi-enjoyable, somewhat suspenseful movie with a relatively non-crap ending.
