American Horror Story: Roanoke is banal dogshit.

[Mister Obvious]

Season 1 (Murder House) was absolutely legendary. The best season has probably been Hotel though... if I let go of the sentimental value of Murder House, I do think Hotel (season 5) is the best... even though it lacked Jessica Lange. The GODDESS. All of her characters have been epic legend, aside from season 2 (Asylum) which I didn't care for. All the seasons have been good compared to Roanoke though. Luckily we know there will always be more seasons.

I'll be giving my commentary on the rest of this season though...

And all seasons thereafter because commenting on AHS in this format has been a tradition for me, and I'm looking forward to sharing my opinion on upcoming episodes.