Look at these dismal, heinously overpriced, pure shit pieces of real estate in the UK

[Mister Obvious]

For EIGHTEEN MILLION FUCKING DOLLARS, you can have this 'mini mansion' in the UK!

https://www.sothebysrealty.com/eng/sales...ntworth-en

https://i.imgur.com/bLpnP2H.png

Complete with a tiny guest house and a rather small pool in the back yard!

Or how about this shockingly ugly, depressing as fuck looking little gem of a taint-hole for only FIFTEEN FUCKING MILLION!

https://www.sothebysrealty.com/eng/sales...-london-en

https://i.imgur.com/ON9Vn7B.png

Complete with an incredibly small indoor pool! Ahahaha! I mean, uh! Oh wow, look at it, it's so... long!

Gee...

Let's see what that kind of money gets you in the USA...

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/825-L...8231_zpid/

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/1-Har...7659_zpid/

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/18-Do...7888_zpid/

Now that's what I call a fucking mansion.

Neither of those English shitholes would even be worth a million in the USA.

For example:

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/1005-...6624_zpid/

Look how much nicer this place is than either of those UK houses, and 1/18th of the price.

Ahahahaha.