I love keeping onions until they sprout and start growing chives!!!

[Mister Obvious]

Oh yeah they call it red onion here too, but I very much disagree with that label as it is clearly purple...

As is the purple cabbage, which they erroneously call red too.

I won't jump off the cliff just because they're jumping off...

If they can't see that it's purple with their own eyeballs, that ain't my problem.