Sometimes...

[Catatonic]

My teddybear Rodge wants to strangle me super bad but... unfortunately it's impossible. He has no fingers. I'm still incredibly sexually attracted to him though.

I feel like something can be worked out about this.....Maybe wrap his little taddy bear arms around your neck. and fasten them with zipties? 

At least just enough to feel the pressure. 

I'd do it for you if I was with you......and not just hiding under your bed.