Whoring out your Creative Talents

[Mister Obvious]

You know, I had the idea of selling my dirty panties on the internet. I got a domain name and everything, heck I was ready to go. Imagine my disappointment when I found out it's actually illegal to send those sweet, crusty underpants through the mail. Biohazard and whatnot. You can do it via Craigslist, but the goods have to be delivered in person. That's just a little much for me. So, as sad as it was, I had to scrap the dirty panties idea. It's still near and dear to my heart though.

As for writing, I'm good at it, but I find I need stimulus. Some type of inspiration is necessary for me to be able to write. Garbage in/garbage out type of thing.