04-30-2018, 03:47 AM
(11-21-2016, 04:32 AM)Trix Wrote: "I may have a cookie, I may not have a cookie. It really just all depends."
"It's great, except for it's covered in sugar and it ain't got no water in it."
"Was that my vagina or was that a cricket?"
"Why does everything look like a turtle to me?"
"Shit on a stick, they've got Pantene!"
"Why is she in a shopping cart?"
lol