06-11-2018, 11:44 PM
Zane looks amazing, not gonna lie. He really does. He looks great with a cleaner look and I really dig his side buzzed hair.
LOL someone's impersonating me in the livestream chat, it's so cute.
I'm just gonna have to ballpark it with the timestamps because this is a livestream... sorry if they're off!!!
3:00 "foot in mouth disease" ROFLMAOOO.
8:00 Zane just used one of my favorite phrases, "dumbfuck retard"... we are totally soulmates.
14:00 OMG he's talking about my arch enemy STEPHANIE.
16:00 he addresses the "why can't you just change your passwords" thing... he says she 'stole his identity'.
19:00 LOL Zane has such a wonderful imagination.
21:00 he should absolutely not show up and try to see the kids... it sounds cold and whatnot, but it just really isn't worth it. On any level.
25:00 see that's a BS statement, of course this new YouTube channel will make it... how many times do we need to tell Zane that his internet fame and fortune is guaranteed?
30:00 if this whole situation hasn't been enough to prove to him that his "your content should be so good it pays for itself" principle is bullshit then, LOL... I dunno what WOULD be enough.
32:00 he talks about what he assumes is gonna happen when he shows up to see his kids... he thinks they're gonna call the police and whatnot. And what the hell is his solution to that?? Because they definitely will. The worst thing he could possibly do is be responsible for making a scene in front of those kids and traumatizing them. It's not worth it.
38:00 Zane starts talking about how much I've been abused by his wife. LOL, how she blocked me from his other channel etc.
42:00 Zane really needs to just not attempt to see the kids... he's more likely to end up causing a traumatic scene that'll be the last thing they remember about him for months or years until they're able to see him again if he gets carted off to jail or worse.
43:00 Zane takes his shirt off, OMG yes baby show us that hot sexy hobo body.
And sorry Zane, but nobody wants to watch you livestream trying to see the kids. It's a monumentally bad idea and all it's gonna do is scare the shit out of all of us and have the potentially traumatic experience recorded online forever. Seriously... your viewership would really just rather you avoid that dangerous situation, build yourself up again, and eventually have access to/manage your own funds.
I keep telling you fame/fortune online is promised to you if you will just keep building. Just build it up, accept your fame, accept your fortune... do things the RIGHT WAY.
56:00 I'd love to rub against Zane's sweaty hobo body right now.
57:00 Zane almost comes close to talking dirty to me, I squealed!!!
God I wanna ride Zane so fucking hard.
I have to go and make dinner so this is where I'm walking away from the livestream.
1:49:00 Zane says he doesn't mind hairy women... fuck that's so hot.
1:57:00 LMAO Zane needs to like... stop using these cryptic symbolic statements.
2:23:00 God Zane makes me so horny with his mastery of dog handling.
2:28:00 God Zane is so adorable.
2:31:00 dude OMG... this Trix impersonator is totally hilarious and on point. It's cool cuz I've been like making dinner and stuff, housecleaning and whatnot during this livestream for long periods of time... LOL, it's so great to know somebody's holding down the fort in the chat during my absence.
2:41:00 dude Zane is probably the most entertaining guy who's ever lived.
2:54:00 yup, Zane is talking some real shit now!!! He sees that FAME VISION!!! Hold that vision, Zane!!! Hold that vision!!!
3:14:00 an expert know-it-all... ROFLMAOLOLOL!!! God I love this fuckin' guy.
3:17:00 oh my God ROFLROFLROFL.
3:19:00 ROFLROFL I'll volunteer for that, getting impregnated by Zane under the northern lights!?!?!
3:38:00 Zane is so brilliant and sexy. Listen Zane, I would totally meet you at a Kentucky, TN truck stop. No cameras though... I can't be having anybody know you took my hoboginity.
4:05:00 LMFAO "mentally challenged hobo".
4:07:00 God Zane excites me.
4:10:00 dude LMFAO Zane starts telling a hard luck story about how this chick in Alaska raped him in a hotel room for 5 hours!!! That's the story that comes to his mind when he thinks about me!? OMG!!! That's terrible!!!
4:19:00 I love Zane's perseverance and his sustained vision of YouTube/internet being his job. That's what it takes to make your goals and dreams a reality. So beautiful.
God Zane is so great.
Zane with all those crystal necklaces on is the sexiest thing ever.
5:07:00 ROFLMAO Zane addresses the part in the thread when we were almost all convinced that he was gay. LMFAO.
5:22:00 Zane's talking about some alternative platforms he's gonna try out because of YouTube being all restrictive with monetization. LOL I love it when Zane gets all 'dog trainer' with Mack, he's such a natural. Zane is a real man, he ain't no pussy! I'd like to see a fuckin' millennial do that! Bunch of limp wristed wussies!
5:35:00 OMG they're talking about getting Mack castrated!!!? Dude Mack's balls are legendary, they can't do that!!!
5:39:00 we inquired about whether Zane's hands are soft enough to wank yet or not, and apparently Zane has found a method to get around the calluses. So this is great news!!!
5:53:00 starts talking about some spiritual aspects of his journey.
6:09:00 starts addressing the fact that he's pushed his body to the limit on this journey.
6:17:00 says he's gonna get meaty again before he heads up to Alaska. Mmm, I can't wait to see a meaty Zane.
6:19:00 Zane's actually still hanging on to the concept of some kind of love relationship with his wife! WTF! Talk shit about Zane all you want, but he's loyal... to a fault IMO. She's totally fucked him over! Seems the most loyal people always get taken total advantage of. It's ass backward!
6:23:00 he further explains the death of the lineman.
Zane is basically like using us for psych counseling right now. LOLOL. What he's saying is very interesting though. I'm glad we're here for him right now. It's really special... Zane is clearly a very special person to have this audience be here for him while he bares his soul.
6:30:00 I'd listen to Zane ramble on and on about this shit while I suck on his fingers and stroke his sweet hobo meat.
