02-03-2017, 06:05 PM
Those Mennonite chicks though!!! Wow...
I saw one today. Her husband (I guess) pulled out onto the road in this farming cart that was pulled by two particularly good looking light colored horses.
Then she was gonna pull out, but there were cars coming... so she pulls on the reigns to make the horses stop. The horse on her cart was dark like they usually are.
And I was just thinking... HORSES?!? Those fuckers have a mind of their own... it's like you just hope and pray to God they'll actually stop and wait for the cars to go by. I mean I'm sure they're smarter than that anyways but still. DAMN.
And it occurred to me, the Mennonites don't give a fuck.
They do not give a FUCK.
Zero fucks given. Absolute zero.
And then I was thinking, damn you know... it would be kinda sad and wrong to steal one of the hottest Mennonite dudes away from these fine ladies. They need their good looking men. I might feel kinda bad about it if I really did that.
I will have to think about it. I really will have to think about it.
I saw one today. Her husband (I guess) pulled out onto the road in this farming cart that was pulled by two particularly good looking light colored horses.
Then she was gonna pull out, but there were cars coming... so she pulls on the reigns to make the horses stop. The horse on her cart was dark like they usually are.
And I was just thinking... HORSES?!? Those fuckers have a mind of their own... it's like you just hope and pray to God they'll actually stop and wait for the cars to go by. I mean I'm sure they're smarter than that anyways but still. DAMN.
And it occurred to me, the Mennonites don't give a fuck.
They do not give a FUCK.
Zero fucks given. Absolute zero.
And then I was thinking, damn you know... it would be kinda sad and wrong to steal one of the hottest Mennonite dudes away from these fine ladies. They need their good looking men. I might feel kinda bad about it if I really did that.
I will have to think about it. I really will have to think about it.
