12-31-2018, 02:56 PM
**finishing pint of Ben & Jerry's Chocolate Fudge Brownie ice cream**
Me: "Man, that shit was good. What if I had another one?
Angel on right shoulder: "Nooo, you can't do that! What about your health?"
Me: "Yeah, I guess that would be a little piggish, huh?"
Devil on left shoulder: "Do it, fucking do it ya whiny pussy fuck!!"
Me: "Hey, now I was still considering it, no need to be so harsh!"
Devil: "Oh fuck you, just lid that pint and get to sloppin' fuck-boy!"
Me: **sitting bug-eyed**
Angel: **facepalms**
Me: **stands up and walks to freezer**
-Me, an hour later-
"Whyyyyyyyyyyy, why did I do it!!!???" **clutches gut and moans**
True story.
Me: "Man, that shit was good. What if I had another one?
Angel on right shoulder: "Nooo, you can't do that! What about your health?"
Me: "Yeah, I guess that would be a little piggish, huh?"
Devil on left shoulder: "Do it, fucking do it ya whiny pussy fuck!!"
Me: "Hey, now I was still considering it, no need to be so harsh!"
Devil: "Oh fuck you, just lid that pint and get to sloppin' fuck-boy!"
Me: **sitting bug-eyed**
Angel: **facepalms**
Me: **stands up and walks to freezer**
-Me, an hour later-
"Whyyyyyyyyyyy, why did I do it!!!???" **clutches gut and moans**
True story.
