06-07-2019, 06:07 PM
So here's a fact...
Most people who fantasize about tiny home dwelling and living in a van ARE WOMEN...
Because most men are smart enough to know that living in a van SUCKS.
The men don't do it cuz they WANNA, 9 times out of 10, they do it cuz they GOTTA.
It's WOMEN who are sitting around in retard land thinking it'd be GREAT TO LIVE IN A FUCKING VAN.
#hardtruths
The audience you're pandering to is WOMEN.
So putting a WOMAN in the THUMBNAIL is NOT YOUR MEAL TICKET.
You put a SMILING ZANE in the thumbnail if you want to pander to your ACTUAL TARGET AUDIENCE.
Women either want to see a woman THEY WANT TO BE in thumbnail, or they want to see a HOTASS DUDE.
And actually? MOST WOMEN would want to see a NICE CUTESY DECORATED SPACE in the thumbnail more than they would wanna see THE BEST LOOKING WOMAN OR A MODERATELY ATTRACTIVE MAN.
But you know what, I fucking digress, cuz idiots gonna idiot.
So about this video and what's apparent to me just by looking at the thumbnail...
Looks like they've selected one of those God awful folding "mattresses" as their main bedding, fucking LOOOOL!!!
I guess athletic people don't need comfortable beds... and hell, we all know Zane slept under prickly bushes for like a year so he OBVIOUSLY doesn't need an even remotely comfortable place to sleep.
The video starts off with Priss talking, automatically deduct 2.5 stars for this heinous atrocity.
Just shoot me in the fucking face with a 19 million volt stun gun. I'm waiting. Fucking deliver me.
0:42 yes, that's right, Priss. It's a CUSHION. It's not a mattress, it's not a suitable sleeping apparatus. It SUCKS and you're gonna find that out... unless again, you body builder fucks don't ACTUALLY need to be comfortable because you're fucking gods among men or whatever kinda stupid shit.
THE BED and the COMFORT THEREOF is the MOST IMPORTANT ASPECT of VEHICULAR DWELLING.
YOUR VEHICLE IS A GIANT BED. THAT'S ALL IT IS. YOU ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO STAY IN THE VEHICLE. YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO GET OUT OF THE FUCKING VEHICLE AND BE OUTSIDE.
The vehicle is for SLEEPING IN AND STORING MINIMAL BELONGINGS and SUPPLIES. PERIOD.
God I fucking despise normies and how they fuck up absolutely fucking everything.
2:40 oh yeah it's so badass, and a coffee can is 1/8th that size... (((Sarcastic slow clap)))
I mean... WHY is the "EMERGENCY" toilet the size of a FUCKING BUCKET?? What're you gonna hoard your cat litter encrusted shit for days and days?? YOU WON'T BE ABLE TO FUCKING KEEP IT IN THERE. YOU DON'T NEED AN ENTIRE FUCKING BUCKET.
2:58 if you're gonna BURY IT, you don't NEED BAGS.
The lengths Zane is going to in order to brainwash Priss into being minimally comfortable with this... LOL. If only she was more exciting and interesting... but if she was then she'd probably be swift enough to nail Zane's balls to an ironing board and leave him to his own devices while she ran like hell from this situation.
4:54 - 5:06 I once heard a man respond to his six year old daughter in this exact way.
5:36 what the actual pure and total fuck point is there in putting sheets over the seats?? Like I'd understand if it was to protect the actual seat, but no, it's just cuz Priss doesn't like the perfectly acceptible color that the chairs already are. *wank... wank wank wank wank*
But no babe go ahead OMG awe that's a great idea how cute isn't she so cute you guys how cute OMG so cute isn't she just the cutest thing you've ever seen OMG so cute...
6:08 you know how else you can have a mosquito free situation going on? Get a fucking MOSQUITO TENT AND SIT YOUR SORRY ASS OUTSIDE.
Look I get it...
Zane used to be FUCKINGGG HOMELESS. I GET IT. I fucking get it... okay? Life With Priss: It's Better Than Being Homeless.
Fine. You know what, FINE.
8:02 I don't think Zane was even capable of yawning before life with Priss... *remembers Zane's past life, shirtless in front of a beautiful desert backdrop, shaking a jug of rotten fruit juice "hooch"*
OMG THE SALVATION ARMY ISN'T GOOD ENOUGH FOR PRISS.
8:34 darn that ol' Cal Sherpa, talking sense and whatnot.
10:23 BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAA. AAAAAAAAAH. AAAAAAAAH.
Dude... Priss is like 4'10" and she can't even stretch out on that fucking "bed" ROFLMAO, wow. You guys, GREAT job totally glossing over the most important part of a vehicular dwelling. You couldn't have done better if you tried.
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10:50 LMFAOOO you can tell he fuckinggg hates watching that shit bwahahahaha. Oh Zane. Hon.
