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03-11-2017, 12:47 PM
Look it up. The guy is umm... eccentric. Which is awesome. But I'm just wondering if going to the moon contributed to him being crazy. The guy is the literal definition of FAR OUT.
And if we never really went to the moon... is he exactly the crazy kinda bastard who would lie about it??
Think about it. The guy's said some pretty wild shit. Is he for real? Did we go to the moon? Is there a monolith? Is that what made Buzz Aldrin crazy? Was he born that way? Just the kind of crazy ballsy mofo who would actually go to the moon?
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He's an Aquarius Snake, so I guess it's kinda believable.
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Looks like he was married to a legit alien at one point too!!!
http://www2.pictures.zimbio.com/gi/Lois+..._01_Xl.jpg
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Buzz Aldrin doesn't like Tang...
http://ll-media.tmz.com/2013/06/10/0610-...icle-3.jpg
Hmm.
Maybe we wouldn't be perfect for each other after all...
*stares at Tang canister positioned on sacred food altar across the room*
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Neil Armstrong was a real cutie too!!!
He was a Virgo though... not surprised.
Must have been hard for him to have to shit in a spacesuit!
https://www.technobuffalo.com/wp-content...strong.jpg
Lookit those blue eyes!
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http://ichef-1.bbci.co.uk/news/640/media...977302.jpg
I don't like all the pushing to go to Mars though...
I really think this "TEAM HUMANITY! SPACE FARING RACE!" mentality is a little egotistical.
All these people who want to go fuck up space just like they've fucked up this planet are a bunch of egotards.
Humans have no place in space when they don't even know what's in the depths of their own oceans and under the earth's crust etc. There are all kinds of phenomenon and lifeforms. But it's never good enough for humanity... they want something beyond themselves and their own turf because the ego secretly wishes to be crushed and dominated by something 'bigger'.
Lame.
Humanity is quarantined to earth... they'll never get to spend any considerable amount of time exploring space because 1. It's not sustainable therefore technically not even possible, for a plethora of reasons 2. They're destructive assholes.
Plus, in addition to the body breaking down, they'll go insane in space... I mean just look at Buzz Aldrin.
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I wonder if Buzz used to brag a lot about being like the only dude to have ever walked on the moon...
Like I wonder if he used to have a personality conflict with Neil because he was technically THE FIRST MAN EVER to step foot on the moon.
I wonder if he bragged a lot about it after it happened....
If so, I wonder if as the decades have gone by he's laid off bragging.
Maybe he's a humble dude. I dunno. He doesn't really look like an asshole.
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http://img.timeinc.net/time/daily/2007/0...2_0917.jpg
He looks like a sweetheart.
Awwwwww!
I love him, you guys!!!
Look, here he is on the same set where they filmed the moon landing!
http://assets.creativity-online.com/imag...drin16.jpg
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I just Google'd "Buzz Aldrin is an asshole"...
Kinda regretting this decision.
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Here are his thoughts on "Gravity" (2013)...
http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/news/gr...uzz-639883
It's cool to hear what he thought about it... it was a great film, really tore me a new asshole!
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In this article: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/a...-Mars.html
Buzz says that space exploration is moreso about ensuring the survival of the human race. I say, if humans can't survive on their own planet (regardless of any natural calamity), then fuck 'em.
He thinks global warming is BS too, so that's awesome.
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The primary cause of people saying Buzz Aldrin is an asshole seems to be because he punched a moon landing denier in the face. I totally don't blame him for that, I mean the guy was probably being a total dick and a psycho.
Besides, if you had ACTUALLY gone to the moon (like it happened for real and it wasn't faked) and some dumbass who wasn't even ALIVE when you walked on the moon came up and got in your face and bitched that you didn't really go there....
I think punching them in the face is totes justified.
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So this dumbass musician guy from some lame band confronted Buzz all rudely trying to deny the moon landing too...
http://www.stereogum.com/1835257/rage-ag...ding/news/
He actually tried to call Buzz out over telescopes not being able to see anything they left on the surface of the moon.
And I'm sorry, but that guy is a fucking idiot. Like wow... no wonder Buzz got mad.
The guy says Buzz and his wife (who he made fun of for having a bunch of plastic surgery, as if that's an argument) walked out after that and Buzz was "yelling at her".
I highly doubt Buzz was yelling AT HER, he was probably just venting his frustration to his wife/friend like anybody else would, just yelling in general... not like it was directed toward her.
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My ovaries churn in a flurry of ravenous longing for Buzz Aldrin's seed.
His kids are getting pretty old now. I think he needs to make new ones.
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Look, here's the moon model they used for faraway shots of the moon landing!
http://inapcache.boston.com/universal/si...963724.jpg
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Dude Buzz Aldrin is sooo OBSESSED with Mars.
SOOO obsessed.
Like he wants to go to Mars super bad but he probably knows he'll never get to.
It's kinda sad.
Like maybe he's just trying to push and inspire people to 'get out there'.
I mean after all, he did walk on the moon so he has more experience with the concept of space travel than literally everyone else... but.
It just seems like...
He wants MORE.
Imagine the karma of being one of the only people alive to have ever walked on the moon... and then wanting MORE of that kind of experience. MORE. FARTHER.
Strange.
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Look how cute:
http://i.imgur.com/kJUa9Tzl.jpg
Buzz is so good looking for being so old. I love his style.
He's special.
I wonder if he'll live to be 100 and get to go to Mars.
Will they give him a ride just because he's Buzz?
Is that why he's working so hard to figure out ways to get to Mars? So he can earn a ride?
Are they gonna fuck him out of his ride to Mars last minute?
Will they let him be the first human to step foot on Mars?
What does it entail about a person if they were one of the first to step on the moon and on Mars?
And if it happens, doesn't that mean that it's probably happened before?
And if it's happened before then is the only special thing about Buzz that he was merely the first of this version of human to step foot on the moon and Mars?
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