Pilots are so attractive because the job itself implies integrity...

[Mister Obvious]

Intelligence, major sense of responsibility, confidence, all these things are implied. Being a pilot is one thing that will get you laid no matter what, even if you're ugly, especially if you're in uniform.

[user35]

The job *ostensibly* implies integrity.

[Mister Obvious]

Whoa whoa whoa...

Is that a woman pilot??

Women should never be pilots.

End of story.