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Season 1 - Episode 18 - "Dispo Day"
0:27 oh come on, we know the only place they "dispose" of this stuff is up their noses.
1:38 OMG I wonder how often that really happens? How often do hearses get hit? LOL.
2:40 OMG that was close.
10:42 "Do you miss being a real cop?" ROFL!
32:10 God Horatio is so brilliant.
41:30 awww, so nice. Gah, Horatio just melts my heart sometimes.
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Season 1 - Episode 19 - "Double Cap"
I'm looking forward to this episode, the synopsis sounds great.
0:46 oh she's super dead!
15:08 OMG this fuckin' lady again... who IS she.
Wait, is that his brother's widow?? Is he gonna nail her now or something?? According to IMDB, she's in 60 episodes... too bad.
22:45 this is an interesting story!!!
39:00 such a shame this chick got kaput. You just never know when death is gonna come for you.
43:10 I'd just be like "Forget my phone number, thanks."
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Season 1 - Episode 20 - "Grave Young Men"
0:20 God I cannot fucking stand this lady.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Horatio_Caine
So according to Wiki the character Horatio was in love with this chick, his brother's widow. I meeean. Sounds like some kinda psychological thing to me.
I feel her character has no interesting qualities and there's no chemistry between the two of them. They force her scenes so hard when there's just nothing there at all.
I hate this romantic crap. You'd think I'd enjoy seeing Horatio in a romantic situation because he's sooo attractive and so nice and whatnot. But... actually, it's just her I don't like. I just wish she was somebody else. It makes me sound like a dick... I'm not talking about the actress herself, I am talking about her being miscast in this role. Or rather than being miscast, maybe this is exactly what they intended the audience to feel about her. I doubt it though, they're really just not that smart.
2:06 oh wow, I didn't suspect he'd be enlisting Horatio's help.
5:30 is this chick on drugs??
9:09 uhhhh... somebody would have heard that.
29:10 wow, amazing technology... are they really able to do this kinda stuff or is this just fiction??
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Season 1 - Episode 21 - "Spring Break"
0:24 ugh thsese kinda parties are so dumb and nasty.
1:32 rolfmao that needs to be a .gif.
2:10 awe that is sad.
4:50 hell yeah it's hot enough baby.
5:00 OMFG ANOTHERRRRRRRR stiff??
5:45 what a bunch of sickos... a MAN IS DEAD.
7:55 LOL great music in this show.
8:45 bwahahahaha fuck yeah you tell'em!!!
10:20 a necrophiliac on our hands eh?!
23:40 God could you imagine Horatio's hot ass walking up to you like that.
25:30 dude I'm honestly so in love with Horatio.
35:00 OMG Horatio is so brilliant. This show is so great.
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Season 1 - Episode 22 - "Tinder Box"
I'm listening to these episodes kinda like music in the background, but when something catches my attention I commentate on it. Currently doing a ton of photo processing, researching, writing, measuring and other kinds of work.
3:00 so it's a fire in a club... I mean, what the fuck, how is this a CSI episode?? Why??
6:20 don't think she's gonna make it??? From smoke inhalation?? But she was talking. What the fuck??
12:08 "smoke inhalation's like a time release bomb" wow, that's fucked up man.
21:20 Aspen roflmfaololol.
38:30 craaaaazzzzzy tooooowwwwwnnnnnn.
Not a great episode but still good as per usual.
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Season 1 - Episode 23 - "Freaks and Tweaks"
0:56 awake for 15 days?!? No wonder meth makes people look so fucked up!!!
2:00 wwwwoooooowwwww!!! What a beginning!!!
This show is fuckin' great.
6:45 "Truth is, nobody really knows anyone" truuuuuuuuue. Woooorrrrrdddd.
10:06 "Are the shadow people chasing you?" ROFL.
11:57 ROFLMFAO @ Horatio trolling this meth head! "I'm magic"... ROFL.
20:35 "Yeah, she told me to." OoooOoohhhhhh SNAP!!!!!!!!!!
25:18 she's talking about his brother... awwwe, that's sad.
39:52 ooooOoOooOooOoo la laaaaaa, violent Horatio, I love it!!!
43:15 oh I'll be needin' you baby!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Season 1 - Episode 24 - "Body Count"
0:45 I can't believe how cool and badass Horatio looks in every scene.
1:50 LMAO the plot thickennnnnsssss.
12:30 this is the first instance of them bringing a bad guy from a former episode back into a storyline.
18:20 ah God, for fuck's sake.
20:35 somebody SMACK THIS BITCH, FAST!
22:15 she's being stupid.
26:00 "it's the third millennium" WTF, is that true?
26:50 I don't like the fact that she's endangered all their lives just by being there.
37:45 I wonder if law enforcement really has to deal with psycho weirdos being all vengeful and crazy like this.
40:41 oh yikes this is scary, Calleigh's so hot, we don't want her getting hurt!!!
Great episode.
43:50 I sense some chemistry between this dude and Calleigh!!!
46:17 God I love Horatio... he's so damn good and nice.
48:40 finally he gets what he deserves. Well almost.
52:10 he's cleansing his bloody hand in the ocean... wow that's some deep shit!
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Season 2 - Episode 1 - "Blood Brothers"
It'll be interesting to see how this show changes throughout the seasons. What kinda propaganda they lace in, etc. A lot of times with violent shows like this though they don't have to lace in as much stuff because they already get the tradeoff of programming the audience's subconscious mind with gory trash.
1:13 looks like she... got a cab. *sunglasses*
5:06 "rib removal" uuuhm, fuck that noise, LOL!
6:55 a Lambo!? LMFAO I thought it was a taxi... legit.
28:30 that chick is a cutie!
32:50 Horatio has a gorgeous smile.
38:20 they just crashed the heck out of that party!!! LOL!!!
This show has some pretty good storylines.
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Season 2 - Episode 2 - "Dead Zone"
1:37 LMFAO Alexx is so fucking awesome.
I can't believe people really do this sort of stuff in real life though. I wonder what those people are actually like?
10:20 wow that looks like a piece of treasure for sure! Looks heavy AF though.
13:25 oh yeah sure, I bet there was somebody else on board.
15:30 OMG LOOK AT ALL THAT FUCKING TREASURE THOUUUUUUUUUGHHHHHHHHH.
16:00 this diver dude's pretty hot.
16:50 I still don't like this dude 100% but I like him better. I dunno he freaks me out a lil.
18:35 well that's only the scariest shit ever.
20:38 ooooh, somebody wants to suck down on Horatio's dingdong!
22:50 bahahahaha, well! Now that hubby's outta the way... *wink WINK
32:58 this chick's kinda weird lookin'.
34:16 oooooooooooo.
38:40 fucking greedy people.
41:16 I like how he never gets around to answering that question. ROFL. Well he probably will but whatever. Hopefully not. I like him being cool better than sappy.
41:53 that guy is super hella hot.
Not my fave episode but still good.
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Season 2 - Episode 3 - "Hard Time"
0:30 looks like somebody loves wank as much as I do!
2:55 OMFGGGGG THAT'S CRRRRRAAAAAZZZZZYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
5:15 wow, maggots actually saved a life... that's crazy.
18:58 lol this dumb bitch.
20:50 Vidalia onions only grow in Georgia?!?! WOW!!! https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vidalia_onion
24:30 this dude's hot. Oh wait. IT'S MATTHEW FUCKING LAWRENCE. AGAINNNNN. http://www.sectual.com/thread-15650-post...#pid101461 http://www.sectual.com/thread-15646-post...#pid101450
43:15 Horatio is such a ridiculously lovable character. David Caruso played this role so well.
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Season 2 - Episode 4 - "Death Grip"
LOL these episodes always start off all flashy and loud with big music and stuff. LOL.
2:07 LOL oh my goodness!!! Horatio does it again. God, he's so great with kids too. What an awesome character. Definitely one of my fave characters on any show ever.
3:30 looks like my bedsheets before I started exclusively going for dark bedding.
3:52 being kidnapped whilst on the rag, wow what a shitty circumstance.
5:17 this is Virginia Madsen.
7:40 God, so creepy... so freaky. Yeesh. Yikes. Agh.
9:08 a FOREARM?! Well that's kind of a INTEGRAL PART OF LIFE IS IT NOT!?
10:00 watchin' PAWRNO together, what a job! Awkwarrrrrrd.
11:35 this lady Virginia Madsen is playing is annnooooyyyyyiiiiinnnnngggggg.
12:50 oh my damn, this guy's a hottie! Hey baby! I don't think he did it though.
13:00 nice shirt too. 13:16 LOL I can't help but like this guy.
14:55 can't see the color purple!? What a shitty life!
16:00 God I love experts.
16:58 I'd rather date this dude than the other dude she works with though.
18:40 OMG she's in one piece!
21:05 OMG THEY LIED ABOUT HER AGE?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!?
21:50 good comeback on that one Horatio, they totally take advantage of her too.
22:30 are they trying to say he does this to other chicks and he killed one??
31:30 come on, this is a bit ridiculous. They'd totally get killed doing this.
32:40 awww, poor alligator.
33:40 more immigrant sympathy propaganda... pretty obnoxious but not enough to kick it to the curb. LOL :) I do have my limits though... just ask the X-Files. You piss me off, no matter what it's about, and it's like I never knew you.
35:28 "I'm the fiber king"... ROFLMFAOOOOOO, all the more reason to love Horatio! Bwahahahaha.
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Season 2 - Episode 5 - "The Best Defense"
0:50 this dude looks familiar.
20:50 thank God Horatio walked in on this. I'm back to not liking this guy!
23:20 pretty diabolical plot!
24:10 lawyers are pure filth.
28:18 uh oh... you're never gonna ride that sweet slide again buddy! You're done! Bahahahaha!
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Season 2 - Episode 6 - "Hurricane Anthony"
0:27 oh this can't end well.
0:40 well, these two won't be any loss.
1:10 should've had RainX.
(Kidding. Only kidding.)
1:20 yeah this episode's super familiar, pretty sure I have seen this one.
This episode was a few years before hurricane Katrina.
5:42 I just want somebody to look at me the way Horatio looked at that kitty cat.
6:08 oh yeah, seen this one for sure. Crazy shit. Not sure when I saw it. Seems like probably a few years after it came out. Maybe longer than that. It was either circa 2006 or circa 2012. Can't remember what happened in the story though. I do know I watched a bit of this show circa 2012, so maybe that's when I saw this.
10:20 that's Mark Pellegrino from Supernatural, which didn't come out until a few years after this episode.
14:09 whoa this guy looks like a fucking zombie.
31:00 is this guy legit the killer??? WTF???
36:00 whoa this dude's a royal asshole!!!
41:16 I'm so glad something always comes between these two.
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Horatio. Ho Ratio. Hmmm...
Hands Up! Panties Down!
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When I saw that the newest post was by you, I knew what it was gonna say...
And sure enough. That's exactly what it said. Only I figured it'd say whore instead of ho... other than that, I think it's clear you and I are basically the same person.
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It's also set in Florida, where we had to escape those North Korean Commandoes.
Hands Up! Panties Down!
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We have such a sordid history together, Dark Dick.
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Season 2 - Episode 7 - "Grand Prix"
The synopsis of this one sounds lovely... (((Sarcasm)))
0:13 the borders can be seen on the sides of this racing stock footage... editing dropped the ball on that one.
0:30 awww, come on, why's it always gotta be the sexiest ones they kill off???
2:10 oh so it wasn't the hottie driver who gets it!
3:53 I love seeing Horatio handle a hose.
6:25 that's right Calleigh... just like our preferences in men.
8:55 ouch, Horatio can really cut deep!
17:35 God... hotass thrillseekers out the wazoo, competitive fuckers too. Pilots, drivers, authority figures... they're all so damn fucking sexy I just cannot stand it.
17:37 "I'm Ernest"... you sure are! What a douche! The other guy has curly hair anyway so he automatically wins.
21:28 if I was Calleigh I'd be letting this racecar driver fuck my body.
22:05 "So you're interested in a little excitement..." ROFLMFAOLOLOOOOOL have I mentioned I fricken love this guy?
23:06 ooo, Chris was just as hot and sexy as both those drivers.
29:00 LOL this show has such a great soundtrack.
37:42 roflmfao the way he looks sometimes just cracks me the fuck up. It's great.
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Season 2 - Episode 8 - "Big Brother"
0:09 wow look at this hotass janitor dude... sexiest guy ever to push a floor buffer! Prove me wrong!
6:26 LMFAO they had to explain what WiFi is. I cannot believe this show is that old.
8:10 what the hell, they're acting like she and Horatio had a "thing"... they did NOT have a "thing".
8:55 talk about what not to say in front of the police LMFAO.
10:45 wait a fuckin' minute dude oh my God, are they trying to say this kid is his BROTHER'S KID OMG?!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
Just cuz she's ginger, he automatically assumes she's related to him?? Isn't that kinda racist??
12:00 oh wow and this lady was his brother's wife OMG!!! It's such a SCANDAL!!!!!!!!!
14:53 and now they're explaining how webcams work... LMFAO oh my God man.
Wow. This all just exemplifies how fast tech is progressing.
16:55 LOL this is so awesome. Gives "studio apartment" a whole new meaning.
21:50 LOL man oh man... this is brilliant.
32:56 pretty abrupt fade on that music clip... I could have done better. It's more the fault of the segment of music rather than the fade itself. Just no good way to do it.
37:40 awww this poor guy. That's what a lot of them think though... well, the crazy ones.
38:10 LMFAO the way this chick is always nostalgically hearkening back to the "good ol' days" of smokin' drugs just cracks me up.
41:50 oh daddy! Give me more!
42:00 "when you least expect it" bwahahaha oh Lordy, this is my kinda guy.
What a great show.
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Season 2 - Episode 9 - "Bait"
0:38 uuuuuhhhhh.
0:56 why can't they just resign themselves to the situation, be quiet, and let this chick get killed by a shark in peace??
The best thing to do in such a situation is just shut the fuck up. Honestly. People need to remember this. Chaos doesn't help anything... just be quiet.
1:43 there's a split second of digital "interference", that's the second one I've noticed in the series so far but obviously if you blink you miss it, so who knows how many there are. Again, I suspect subconscious programming.
6:25 OMG she's a PI!?!???!?!!!?!?!!!!
11:00 LOL Johnny Depp has a pretty bad reputation.
14:20 OMG it's baldy?!?!!!?!?!?!?!?!!?
16:45 that sounded... super made up. Eric better go tell everybody before this guy kills him!
21:04 seems like a super exciting job!!!
21:27 I think he protests too much.
22:16 this dude got karma'd pretty hard eh?!
22:27 uh oh, Horatio knows something's up.
25:17 "He built a shrine to her" Now that's love, baby!!!
27:20 wow this guy is sweaty.
28:08 I don't get why this guy's so fucking salty... he should shove his pride and deal with it.
29:45 that's what I said! *nods*
41:10 "I hope it was worth it"... well that's nice of him to say!!!
42:07 if I saw anyone in public MOVING the way that Horatio moves... I would walk up to that person and insist that we get to know each other.
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