Katie Carney

[Mister Obvious]

Carport and a nice shed...

That's what I'm talkin' about.

Katie needs some land with a carport and a shed.

She should befriend a bunch of hot Mennonite dudes.

These are Amish...

They'll do in a pinch, but Mennonites are sexier.

[Mister Obvious]

The prevalence of Mennonites are one of the only things I actually like about this specific part of the country, but they only live way out in the boonies on ridiculously stupid, treacherous roads. Typically.

[Mister Obvious]

I dislike those kinda roads out in the boonies... very much so.

There's a very happy medium when it comes to seclusion/living in the woods.

If there are bridges that flood over and a history of people dying on the roads, I'm like no thanks.

It'd take like 30-50 years to see improvement in the road infrastructure in a place like that.

There's a perfect area for everybody though... that's what's so bitchin' and baller about America.

[Guest]

Lol I grew up around a bunch of Mennonites. They can be pretty insular and the only ones I know who aren't weird AF are the ones who quit being Mennonites.
Some of them are incredibly nice people though. Also quite a few extreme hypocrites. Like any group.

[user428]

Yeah. I only have to drive a half mile on a dirt road, I almost am right on my street when I get off of the county road, and only a mile from the highway from there. I got a really nice location. I was really stoked when I realized that.

But are roads get muddy. If you've every watch that offroad rescue guy in Utah, that is what I have out here. Clay and mud. But there is high ground that you can drive up on, basically onto other people's properties, so you can actually navigate the dirt roads even when they are muddy. You just have to watch out for when you've got 2 weeks straight of rain or more, but that rare.

[Mister Obvious]

I swear I've seen the hottest Mennonite dudes ever riding horses down the road... like not in the buggies, I'm talking just straight up riding a horse.

I wish they were cowboys instead, but it's fine... this will do.

[Guest]

I think there are degrees with them. A lot of the ones I knew in town tended to be looser and more "wordly"... but there were some of the stricter more severe ones out in the country who hardly ever left the farm. Also a lot of cousin marryin' I have to believe, as almost everyone in the area has one of about 10-15 different last names.

[Mister Obvious]

A lot of the ones I knew in town tended to be looser and more "wordly"... but there were some of the stricter more severe ones out in the country who hardly ever left the farm.

I'ma just say this...

If a Mennonite dude uses the internet...

Stay away from that guy.

Hide ya kids, hide ya wife...

[user428]

Lol. Nice. That sounds exactly like my area too. We have Mormons and cowboys.

[Guest]

I swear I've seen the hottest Mennonite dudes ever riding horses down the road... like not in the buggies, I'm talking just straight up riding a horse.

I wish they were cowboys instead, but it's fine... this will do.

Do they have cows? Maybe they are cowboys? Just stand along the road and hand them better hats.

[Mister Obvious]

You raise a really good fucking point.

Maybe I'm in the wrong here.

Maybe they're the last true cowboys really left (except for the ones in the western states).

Perhaps the Mennonites are the cowboys of the south/east.

That's hot.

[Mister Obvious]

Also a lot of cousin marryin' I have to believe, as almost everyone in the area has one of about 10-15 different last names.

I personally think cousin-marryin' is just all around good practice.

But only if they're hot.

No uglies allowed.

[Guest]

I have some hot cousins in Kentucky... I really did want to marry one of them when I was a kid lol

[Mister Obvious]

My only issue with the Amish/Mennonite communities is that you just know they're rife with pervs and molesters. That's just how it is when you're dealing with a super restrictive religion/ideology of any kind. It's too bad.

[Mister Obvious]

I have some hot cousins in Kentucky... I really did want to marry one of them when I was a kid lol

[Guest]

They weren't Mennonite though, we were heathens.

[Mister Obvious]

TBH, Kentucky used to be a hot bed for epically good looking women.

I mean, they literally wrote songs about that shit...



Now that everyone in the West is fat as fuck, I guess it's not as true as it used to be...

[Mister Obvious]

Utah is actually the only other state where I ever noticed there still being an absolute fuckload of great looking women.

[Guest]

Lol. Nice. That sounds exactly like my area too. We have Mormons and cowboys.

I think Mormons would win in a weird religion smackdown. And the ones I've seen are way better looking than the Mennonites. 
Mennonites probably build better barns though.

[Mister Obvious]

Beachy states like Cali and FL might have a higher number of fineass women too but...

I dunno, both those states have their inherent issues, like Cali with its ridiculous plastic culture, and some parts of FL (like Miami) are in that same boat.

I'd put my money on FL being a better state if you wanna find a hot woman who MIGHT still be natural.