If you ain't got no meat on your bones...

[Mister Obvious]

Powered Peanut Butter.

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That just doesn't seem right at all.

Might be good for cooking though.

Is that a real product??? LOL.

It can't be. I'm confused, ROFL.

[Marmel]

He’s just referring to me again. It’s pretty obvious.

[ELFUNGMAXIMUS]

That just doesn't seem right at all.

Might be good for cooking though.

Is that a real product??? LOL.

It can't be. I'm confused, ROFL.

It might be good for the apocalypse. Powdered anything is good.
It just depends how you spice up the powdered stuff and make it taste good.
How you cook it. Good meal for morale.
So you can go out and fight another day.
And win.

[Mister Obvious]

Morale boosting is a very important aspect of cooking.

[Master Oblivious]

dark meat or white? 

this meat bounces... 

[52]

Oh, I thought you said penis butter....my bad.

[Dark Dick]

[Dark Dick]

Fannie, you need to rub some peanutbutter on your asshole.

It's the best feeling ever.

It's the best moisturiser for your butthole ever, and just a little dab will do ya.

[Mister Obvious]

I feel like you speak from experience...

[Mister Obvious]

Oil is the only reason peanut butter would be moisturizing and there are things that would work just as well that don't smell nasty...

Peanuts are kinda like poison to humans anyways.

[Mister Obvious]

It's only good as a survival or bulk building food.

[Guest]

jimmy Carter loves peanuts and look how old he lives to , maybe darkdick is onto something

[Mister Obvious]

[Dark Dick]

Considering where you're putting it, it couldn't be more toxic than what comes out.

Trust me, you'll feel like a new person.

It's like I found the ultimate life hack.

[zenba]

[Mister Obvious]

I am not going to judge.

[zenba]

i, on the other hand, will. harshly and hilariously.

[Mister Obvious]

Maybe I was harsh when I said peanuts are practically poison.

I'm currently eating a salad with some peanuts and other nuts with craisins and blue cheese dressing sooo...

I'm a hypocrite!

[Mister Obvious]

Though I will say this...

Years ago I put a bunch of peanuts in a blender and made my own peanut butter...

I ate a spoonful and it gave me a really fucking bad reaction so I threw it away!!!

No BS!!!

[Mister Obvious]

I'm one of those people whose life sometimes revolves entirely around peanut butter... and then for months (maybe years) I forget peanut butter exists.

Same with turtles.