Humans really need to get back to shitting in nature...

[Dark Dick]

You should put a boulder in an isolated spot and poop behind it for privacy.

You can call it shit rock.

[Master Oblivious]

when we're dropping a load.

Dropping a load would be busting a nut outdoors which is also great; however the term pinching a loaf works better. 
Either way to word it...it really does take a load off. 

Also you can get some anal microbiome action if it's close enough to the ground. We dudes have to 
be careful our balls don't touch stuff...family jewels and all. Safety First!

I bet a snake biting an ass would be a great experience; I mean can you even imagine that? 
Non-Venomous of course!

[Dark Dick]

Is it true that Fast Food equals Slow Shit?

[Mister Obvious]

Yes, of course it does.

There is no fiber in fast food.

[Mister Obvious]

Basically if you eat fast food, you better drink about a gallon of water along with it.

[Guest]

@12:20

[Guest]

imagine nicely dressed ladies

just ducking into the bushes and shitting

would they be required to dig a little hole or use a personal pooper scooper ?

https://i.dailymail.co.uk/1s/2020/08/19/...849513.jpg

[Dark Dick]

This just occurred to me.

If you have open property or at a campsite, you should take dumps where people would likely hide to make it harder for them to sneak up on you.

[Mister Obvious]

Roflmfao just piles of my own shit all around the boundaries of my property...

[Mister Obvious]

Gonna keep it real, I've done that with pee but never with dook.

[Dark Dick]

Think of them as landmines or booty traps.

[Mister Obvious]

booty traps

roflmfaololol