ASMR: It's gone too far.

[Mister Obvious]

This one's honestly kinda romantic, I mean at least they went to dinner first.

Action starts at 5:30!

I swear turtle sex has gotta be the funniest thing in the natural world.

It's gotta be.

6:30 I mean, come on, tell me something funnier that you've seen in nature than THAT.

There is nothing.

[Mister Obvious]

ROFLMFAO, they change the camera position at 9:07 to capture the amazing orange sunset in the background, roflmfao.

Wow.

This is just...

Just...

Just about enough internet for one day, lmfaoflaofamfaoflol.

[Mister Obvious]

OT, but wow, to live in the desert...

Damn.

[Mister Obvious]

I'm glad they changed the view for SOME size reference though cuz I'm like wait a damn minute, how big IS that cactus plant? How big ARE the tortoises?? LOL!!! I still can't 100% tell to be honest with you, lmfaolol.

[Mister Obvious]

Oh FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[somethingelseishere]

*clicks on thread... reads a few posts... then Homer's himself backwards through the bushes*

[Mister Obvious]

Bahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Mister Obvious]

Definitely the appropriate response.

[Mister Obvious]

SHAVE YOURSELFS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Atma]

[Atma]

Skilled letterer. 1:29:05

[Mister Obvious]

I love calligraphy pens.

[Guest]

I want mo to put me to sleep with her white board and doodles

[Atma]

I want mo to put me to sleep with her white board and doodles

[Dink Beaver]

as an unvaxxed   its the only way I can travel now 

[The FUNG]

as an unvaxxed   its the only way I can travel now 

Im sorry about that my brother from another mother. But I will put sharp pieces of metal through your little organic life.

[FungaMagoo]

I don't get asmr, like who thought this shit up? Some thieving lying cunt?
Like the cunts who coined the terms social media and content.
If I even see the word its click X.

[Dink Beaver]

meet the slut day at your walk in clinic 

[etc.]

[Mister Obvious]

Finally, some ASMR I can get behind.