Paris Hilton: My Celeb Soulmate

[Mister Obvious]

Unapologetically fucking obsessed.

A lot of people are confused by the fingerless gloves though.

She's been wearing them for years.

Some people speculate it's to cover up signs of aging on the hands, but there are new photos and video that show her hands and there's nothing wrong with them. They look great just like the rest of her body.

I think she's either under contract to wear them, just really likes the look, or they're compression gloves for arthritis.

[Mister Obvious]

After all, there are really only so many possibilities.

[Guest]

I always wanted to bang her mom. Dont think i would be into paris

[Mister Obvious]

If you watch 0:20 in that clip at 0.25 speed, you can see that her hands look fine. They look beautiful actually. So the fingerless gloves have nothing to do with aged looking hands. I heavily consider the possibility that they might be compression gloves. Who knows what she struggles with that she keeps secret.

[Mister Obvious]

Compression gloves do help with arthritis, and it could possibly be carpal tunnel.

[Mister Obvious]

Since I relate so much to Paris...



I can leave open the possibility that maybe she just likes the look and wears them for that simple reason.

Just covering the bases though.

[Mister Obvious]

We all know Reddit is full of assholes...

https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comme..._she_like/

https://www.reddit.com/r/BurningMan/comm...is_hilton/

https://www.reddit.com/r/videos/comments...ate_paris/

I haven't seen a single report on any platform from someone who met Paris and claims she was rude.

If Reddit weighed in on it and couldn't report an even vaguely negative experience, odds are she really is friendly.

[user328]

Most people who come from old money are nice. There's no need for someone that rich and successful to be full of themselves. She doesn't have to prove anything.

[Guest]

I think you have a Scarlett Johansson vibe going on.

[Mister Obvious]

She's pretty hot.

Never particularly vibed with her that deep though.

[Mister Obvious]

I heard she's pretty friendly too though, so at least there's that. She's not really a "show 'em up" sorta chick... seems to be humble from what I've heard.

[Kirk]

She's pretty hot.

Never particularly vibed with her that deep though.

I just meant looks wise, I don't really know shit about celebs. When her hair is short she could pass for your sister.

https://www.rottentomatoes.com/celebrity..._johansson

[Mister Obvious]

I was told I look like Amanda Seyfried...

https://i.insider.com/5de569c079d7570f1f0debf3?width=1100&format=jpeg&auto=webp

Natalie Portman was another one way back in the day...

It was because of the short hair at the time.

There used to be a site where you could upload your pic and it'd give you celeb face matches, and she was one of them.

[Mister Obvious]

I think all the pets are definitely stand-ins for children.

[Mister Obvious]

TBH, I'd stick with the dogs and cats, but whatevs.

[Mister Obvious]

1:35 see, her hands look fine.

Paris is 39...

She looks fucking amazing.

[Mister Obvious]

I think mostly the secret is just don't be fat.

Can't ever let it get there.

Also obviously she's never had any children and that's about a solid 60% of the reason she looks good, let's be real.

[Mister Obvious]

Look at her crawling around under the house...

LOL.

Jeez man.

I dunno...

I'm just glad I randomly and inexplicably stumbled across the fact that I totally fucking love Paris Hilton.

[Mister Obvious]

I think she's fucking wonderful.

[Mister Obvious]

Most people who come from old money are nice. There's no need for someone that rich and successful to be full of themselves. She doesn't have to prove anything.

Thanks, Dev. This is so true.