YOU'RE NOT HUNGRY, YOU'RE JUST THIRSTY

[Mister Obvious]

DRINK SOME WATER

NOT COFFEE

NOT SODA

NOT TEA

WATER

[Mister Obvious]

IS IT JUST ME OR IS WATER KINDA BORING TO DRINK

IT'S JUST WET AND REALLY THIN

I FEEL LIKE I NEED SOMETHING THICK

WHAT DO I DO

[Mister Obvious]

I FEEL LIKE IT NEEDS SOME FLAVOR OR TEXTURES

[Mister Obvious]

I LIKE MY WATER AT ROOM TEMPERATUERE

[Mister Obvious]

DON'T WANT NO ICE

[Mister Obvious]

WATER

[Luxury-Taco]

I love water. 

It allows for: 

Rainbows
Waves
Playing in a sprinkler
Slip n Slides
Jacuzzis 
The manifestation of life
Kissing in the rain
Fishing
Swimming
Relaxing baths 
Hot showers
Cold showers
Long gulps on hot days
Cleaning and washing things
Hot slow-motion bikini-chicks to wash your car
Hot shirtless dirty construction dudes in jeans to cool off their steaming muscles with a hose
Water balloon fights
Keeping plants and grass fresh and green
Dogs and cats to lap at their bowls

[Mister Obvious]

Hot slow-motion bikini-chicks to wash your car
Hot shirtless dirty construction dudes in jeans to cool off their steaming muscles with a hose

We appreciate you keeping both sides in mind there.

[zenba]

IT'S JUST WET AND REALLY THIN

I FEEL LIKE I NEED SOMETHING THICK

giggity

[zenba]

on the serious though, if you want better tasting water, you want it purified and alkaline.

[panthers]

on the serious though, if you want better tasting water, you want it purified and alkaline.

add some carbonation and you are all set!

[zenba]

carbonating [acidifying] alkaline water is pointless.

[Mister Obvious]

PUT SOME LEMON IN IT

[ELFUNGUSLIKESWATER]

Me thinks you pissed yourself quite a many times.
But first thing in the morning before anything, you should scull down at least a liter of water.

[ELFUNGUSWATERLOVE]

on the serious though, if you want better tasting water, you want it purified and alkaline.

This is the answer, oder taste removing filter, reverse osmosis water filter (requires high pressure), then the alkaline filter to put the minerals back.
Then its actually good water.
And there is other things you can do to water, like electric currents and such, put magnesium in it.

[Dark Dick]

Try sparkling grape juice.

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[ELFUNGUSHUNGRYTHIRS]

This shit is actually gross but a lot of tradies drink it its like an iced coffee.

[Guest]

IS IT JUST ME OR IS WATER KINDA BORING TO DRINK

IT'S JUST WET AND REALLY THIN

I FEEL LIKE I NEED SOMETHING THICK

WHAT DO I DO

Cold water. Spring filtered water, then eat some mangoes. 

Then drink mango puree. Ice cold. It has merocterpenes (sic) that boot thc levels and onset time. 

Not a lot of science done, mostly anecdotal evidence. For me, there is an effect even if placebo.

There is something about mangos and herb.

[Marmel]

This post has some words too.

[Morpheusa]

Morning song with a swag and a couple of points, a sailor cap and twangy guitar echo, repulsive little sips, sick of the mirror, another pigeon he can'r catch, a matrix glitch, pretending to sob, there you have it. Some video commentary. Learn Marmel, lean.