Butt hair can slow progression of C19 by 50%
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Dancing Banana 
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Dry Heave
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#3
Well then fuck man, I guess I'm immune!

Anybody know what causes freakishly long asshair?
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#4
Oops, I meant to add "asking for a friend" to that last part...

Doh!
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(02-05-2021, 10:40 AM)Mister Obvious Wrote: Anybody know what causes freakishly long asshair?

(Veins bulging from face with pulsating intensity) 
Must... resist... urge... to google...
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#6
Definitely resist...

It can't be good.
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(02-05-2021, 10:40 AM)Mister Obvious Wrote: Well then fuck man, I guess I'm immune!

Anybody know what causes freakishly long asshair?

Nervous
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(02-05-2021, 11:03 AM)user Wrote: (Veins bulging from face with pulsating intensity) 
Must... resist... urge... to google...

Well...

Ultimately I did Google it.

And I found things out, my friends.

I found things out.

And I'm gonna just say, with this particular issue...

I truly have nothing to complain about compared to some of the shit people out there are walking around with.
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Reading some of the stories did remind me of that time I pulled a super thick, gnarly green bean string out of my ass a few days after eating the most freakishly large green beans I've ever seen in my life... that was a novel experience, gotta tell ya. At first I thought it was hair, but then once I finally got done pulling it out magician/scarf style, I realized what it was.
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On a side note, think of all the weird poops you'd take after eating alien foods.
Hands Up!  Panties Down!
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