The mindbogglingly, unbelievably, absurdly sexy Colonel Peter Julien Ortiz...

[Mister Obvious]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peter_J._Ortiz

Look how fuckin' sexy this guy was...

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/c..._Ortiz.jpg

CRAZY hot...

http://www.arlingtoncemetery.net/peter-o...to-mrp.jpg

So sexy I can't believe it...

http://historynet.com/wp-content/uploads...60x640.jpg

Wow...

http://www.militarymuseum.org/Resources/Ortiz5.jpg

OMG...

http://www.defensemedianetwork.com/wp-co...-Ortiz.jpg

So beautiful...