Would you believe it?! CERN was originally built as a way to get rid of GARBAGE!!!

[Mister Obvious]

Yup, it was invented as an elaborate trash management machine, they were looking for a way to get rid of trash and waste of all kinds!!!!!!!!

MUAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!

BWAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!

[Mister Obvious]

[Mister Obvious]

[Mister Obvious]

YEAH I DONE TOLD

I DONE TOLD THE TRUTH ABOUT WHAT I KNOW ABOUT THE LARGE HADRON COLLIDER YO

COME AT ME

COME AT MEE

[Dark Dick]

A likely cover story.

"Hey guise, give us billions to help the environment."

[Mister Obvious]

LETS LAUNCH THIS DISCARDED IKEA FURNITURE INTO A FUCKING BLACK HOOOOOLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEÈ

[Mister Obvious]

ALIENS IN SOME PARALLEL UNIVERSE START GETTING ALL KINDS OF TRASH MATERIALIZING OUT OF NOWHERE THINKING ITS FROM GOD

[Mister Obvious]

DISCARDED GLASS JARS ARE WORSHIPPED BY THESE PARALLEL UNIVERSE INHABITANTS

https://www.sectual.com/thread-6222-post....#pid48109

A BIG PORTAL RIPS OPEN AND THESE JARS JUST FKNG MATERIALIZE

[Mister Obvious]

KETCHUP CONTAINERS ETC

BHAHAHAHA

THE CHAOS

HUMANITY LAUNCHES ITS TRASH INTO A BLACK HOLE AND IT ENDS UP COMING OUT THE OTHER SIDE

WE ARE EJECTING OUR TRASH THROUGH A BLACK HOLE AND TRASHING UP A PARALLEL UNIVERSE THAT HAS NO RECOURSE OF ACTION

CAUSING A DOMINO EFFECT OF DOOM AND FATE FOR US BECAUSE WE TRIED TO PUT OUR TRASH INTO ANOTHER UNIVERSE

[Mister Obvious]

[Dark Dick]

Imaging Black Hole toilets.

They would probably call them Brown Holes.

[Mister Obvious]

Exactly, Dick. Exactly.

[Guest]

Talk about being totally fixated on something. 

[Mister Obvious]

HOOKED ON GARBAGE

[Dark Dick]

Imagine the poop going into the black hole comes out in another dimension and forms another universe.

[Atma]

ALIENS IN SOME PARALLEL UNIVERSE START GETTING ALL KINDS OF TRASH MATERIALIZING OUT OF NOWHERE THINKING ITS FROM GOD

That’s kind of the premise of The Gods Must Be Crazy.

[user328]

I bet they have a secret dumpster somewhere on the CERN campus.

[user328]

That’s kind of the premise of The Gods Must Be Crazy.

Right? I wonder if a cargo cult surrounding human refuse has taken hold in the Delta Quadrant.

[user328]

Right? I wonder if a cargo cult surrounding human refuse has taken hold in the Delta Quadrant.

Imagine the Greys selling Pez dispensers in curio shops.

[Mister Obvious]

I bet they have a secret dumpster somewhere on the CERN campus.

"This... THING came through the portal, sir!"

*holds up gross black gooey gelatinous mass of tangled decaying biomatter*