*obsessively cuts paper*

[Mister Obvious]

*trims edges repeatedly*

*staples into crude booklet*

*stares at crude booklet*

*thumbs through crude booklet*

*sighs in relief*

[Mister Obvious]

*strokes jagged edges of crookedly cut pages*

(((Satisfaction)))

[Mister Obvious]

[Guest]

I have personally witnessed women do this in the day room of psychiatric care facilities

its all good though