I'm done looking at the world in a doomy, dingy, shite light...

[Mister Obvious]

I mean it's been an interesting journey and it's all happened for a reason, but wow...

Just wow.

Thankfully I've discussed other things in my time here too, thankfully this forum is made up of topics BESIDES news related trash...

But I just want to say I'm sorry for ever bringing "news" into this platform at all.

I really am.

All the cringey sexual bullshit I've said, all the weird oversharing and TMI stuff I've said?

I don't care. At all. None.

I'll tell you about how I douche my ass with a portable bidet, I'll talk about dragging a frozen Giga Texas belt buckle across my naked body...

But I deeply apologize for every news binge I've ever gone on, because THAT'S embarrassing.

[Dark Dick]

https://sweetoothgirl.tumblr.com/post/71...-ice-cream

Apple Crisp Ice Cream

[Dark Dick]

https://sweetoothgirl.tumblr.com/post/71...offee-cake

Banana Coffee Cake

[Dark Dick]

https://www.tumblr.com/cerealkiller740/7...anned-tuna

Breast-O'-Chicken Hi-Protein Tuna

[Dark Dick]

https://sweetoothgirl.tumblr.com/post/18...late-cloud

Ultimate Chocolate Cupcakes with Chocolate Cloud Frosting

[Dark Dick]

https://www.tumblr.com/cerealkiller740/7...cake-mixes

Pillsbury Cake Mixes

[Mister Obvious]

Dickie, sometimes I worry that you are hungry.

[Mister Obvious]

I'd fix you a great meal...

Southern style, very hearty.

Too much food.

[Mister Obvious]

[Dark Dick]

I'll have beef stew, a loaf of bread, two hard-boiled eggs and a glass of lemonade.

I can look at the pictures of food without feeling the need to eat.

[Mister Obvious]

[Dark Dick]

https://sweetoothgirl.tumblr.com/post/67...-chocolate

Peanut Butter Hot Chocolate

[Dark Dick]

https://www.tumblr.com/cerealkiller740/7...ciation-ad

Pineapple Upside Down Cake

[Dark Dick]

https://everybody-loves-to-eat.tumblr.co...368/source

French Fries

[Dark Dick]

https://www.tumblr.com/cerealkiller740/7...rs-peanuts

Planters Peanuts Protein Parade

LoL. Planters used to make peanut butter and cooking/salad oil.

[Dark Dick]

https://sweetoothgirl.tumblr.com/post/70...y-pancakes

Blueberry Pancakes

[Dark Dick]

https://www.tumblr.com/cerealkiller740/7...cks-day-ad

Irish Kool-Aid

[NotAllowed]

Patties day my birthday I like to do special things on that day.
Like the same shit I did the day before.

[Dark Dick]

https://www.tumblr.com/cerealkiller740/7...ertisement

Jell-O Ginger Whip and Feista Peach Mold

[Mister Obvious]

FEEEHEHEHEHEEEEEKKKK...