I'm done looking at the world in a doomy, dingy, shite light...

[Dark Dick]

The ones we got had chocolate at the bottom of the wafer cone.

[Mister Obvious]

Yep, that's ALWAYS my favorite part. Agh, so sinful!

[Mister Obvious]

So these are my first impressions of the Snickers ice cream bar.

It's about the size of a real Snickers bar, and for some reason I thought it'd be bigger, but okay.

Oh wow, it's cold!

I wish the chocolate coating was thicker.

The ice cream is tinted, like the color of nougat or something.

The caramel is pretty liquidy.

The nuts are good, really salty.

Doesn't really taste like a Snickers bar.

Now I remember caramel specifically causes some tooth sensitivity, which is why I don't eat it.

Alrighty well, hey, I'm glad I tried it. I give it 2 out of 5 stars, it was decent.

There's just no reason to eat stuff like this. It doesn't actually *do* anything.

[Mister Obvious]

I'm not even the type to count calories, but if there was an undo button for that, I'd definitely hit it.

[Mister Obvious]

I think I'm more of a salty snack kinda person. Give me pickles. Give me pepperoni.

[Dark Dick]

There's nothing really special about the icecream candy bars except the price. They're just a money grab.

It'll be better to cut the candy bars into pieces and add them to whatever icecream you like.


https://i.pinimg.com/originals/94/c1/a2/...0e83d6.jpg

This Dark n' Gold lolly has golden vanilla coated with chocolate.


https://i.pinimg.com/474x/0d/dd/8e/0ddd8...8f49e8.jpg

This Nutty Royale is the wafer cone with icecream drizzled with chocolate and chopped peanuts.

[Mister Obvious]

The Nutty Buddy and all other cones like it are 500 million billion times better than the candy bar ice cream thingy. I'd eat one of those right now.

[Mister Obvious]

The Nutty Buddy actually takes a while to eat and makes you feel like you really got something out of the experience. It's all psychological see.

[Dark Dick]

I'm not even the type to count calories, but if there was an undo button for that, I'd definitely hit it.

LOL.  I started counting calories over a year ago.  It really helped me with controlling what I was eating.

The first time I decided to find out how much calories I was eating, it came up to around 1850 calories daily.

So I was naturally eating under the recommended 2000 daily calories.

Over the past year I went on to precisely track my weekly menu.  Here's a meal template I use.



Monday : MiniLoaf-840k, LunchMeat-300k, PeanutButter-400k, CustardCreams-720k, Chocolate-270k, PineappleJuice-250k.  Total-2780k.


Wednesday : MilkBread-840k, Tuna-150k, PeanutButter-400k, CustardCreams-720k, Chocolate-270k, MangoSoda-320k.  Total-2700k.


Friday : RoyaltyGingerCookies-1430k, DevonOaties-980k, Chocolate-270k, SorrelDrink-180k.  Total-2860k.


Saturday : MilkBread-630k, Raisins-650k, 4 Cupcakes-1000k, Chocolate-270k, CreamSoda-340k.  Total-2890k.

                   
Notes : Food-11230k + Milk-1367k = 12597 Calories.  Daily = 1800 Calories.

            Monday - 4 Slices From Each End Of Mini Loaf.

            Wednesday - 12 Slices Of Milk Bread.

            Friday - Eat 5 Ginger Cookies, 4 Oaties, 5 Ginger Cookies, 4 Oaties, 5 Ginger Cookies.
                   
            Saturday - 9 Slices Of Milk Bread.  Eat Bread, Half Of Raisins, Cupcakes, Half Of Raisins.

[Mister Obvious]

Damn, Dickie, you're serious about this shit!

Monday - 4 Slices From Each End Of Mini Loaf.

This is my favorite part.

The ends are the best.

[Mister Obvious]

I don't think I'll ever be the calorie counting type.

[Mister Obvious]

Do you really only eat straight up cookies on Friday???

[Mister Obvious]

Dick...

You're either living the dream, or...

Something else.

[Dark Dick]

There are soo many different kinds of cookies. Sometimes I eat a whole tin of Jacobsens Danish Cookies (1800k).

https://belairstore.com/product-category...-crackers/

https://belairstore.com/product-category...chocolate/

These prices are in TT Dollars. TT$6 equals US$1.


I also eat a bag of these when I can get them.

https://www.heb.com/product-detail/hans-...ers/110012

[Mister Obvious]

Dick, I fucking love you man. I do. You've always been special and different from all the rest.

[Dark Dick]

https://www.jacobsens-bakery.com/en/brands/royal-ballet

These Jacobsens Royal Ballet Butter Cookies (2250k) are made with butter, so they can call them butter cookies.

The Danish Cookies are made with vegetable shortening, so they have to call them Danish cookies.

Both taste really good.


https://mcvities.co.uk/products

[Mister Obvious]

https://www.jacobsens-bakery.com/en/brands/royal-ballet

These Jacobsens Royal Ballet Butter Cookies (2250k) are made with butter, so they can call them butter cookies.

Oh man, we used to go ham with those around Christmas, I haven't seen that tin in years.

Wonderful memories, I must say. There is something so divine about such a seemingly simple cookie.

Dare I say, they are easily the best cookies in the world.

[Mister Obvious]

Dickie is peacocking to me with his cookie prowess, and I have to admit...

I'm impressed.

Don't stop.

This is my kind of love.

[Mister Obvious]

Me ---> <--- Dark

[Dark Dick]

Those tins of butter cookies also have a two year shelf life.

Cookies and biscuits are just crackers with added sugar and butter. Like how cake is just bread with add sugar and butter.