My Internet was down for four days! Ask me anything!

[user328]

Also, I locked myself out of my car while it was running tonight, but that's a whole different joint.

[somethingelseishere]

You're just getting up to all kinds of whacky hi-jinx!! Luckieeeeeeee!!!

[Mister Obvious]

Dude I was wondering where the fuck you were!?!??!?!?

[Mister Obvious]

Thank God you're back, lmao, that was weird.

[somethingelseishere]

Meanwhile, your boy here is trying to save the lives of local stray cats and getting
MAULED for his good intentions!! Thanks a lot, Bast!!!

[user328]

You're just getting up to all kinds of whacky hi-jinx!! Luckieeeeeeee!!!

The lucky part is that my supervisor's husband was there to pick her up, and he has some pretty impressive... erm... locksmithing skills.

[somethingelseishere]

Ooooooooh, it's Pauly Pick-a-lock and his trusty sidekick Mr. Tweezas!! ; )

[user328]

Dude I was wondering where the fuck you were!?!??!?!?

I was here doing all of my usual IRL shit, but without the added dimension of being able to fuck with pholks abroad.

[Mister Obvious]

Well, I was just here the whole time, being extremely inappropriate as usual, but honestly kinda worse?!

[user328]

One can never be considered inappropriate in one's own abode.

[Mister Obvious]

Whew, thank God!!!!!!!

[user328]

This guy...

[somethingelseishere]

I love me some Cowboy Kent!! Cooking videos. Just to clarify.

[Mister Obvious]

I never clicked a video so fkn fast!!!

This is great.