Bidets are un-American

[GG]

I don't care how the French wash their faces, but this is America.

[Guest]

I don't care how the French wash their faces, but this is America.

NO, it’s the world.

[Mister Obvious]

Cleansing Bottle (Portable Bidet)

https://www.amazon.com/Medline-MEDDYND70...B0055QO4TW

Hey you can make fun if you want...

At least I know my ass is clean.

It's a portable bidet, folks.

These are a godsend. Having a massive stand-alone toilet sized monstrosity to accomplish the same thing is beyond ridiculous.

There are a lot of facets to the way we've been living for hundreds of years that are simply just fucking over, folks, and thank God.

[Guest]

The world is a massive oyster, has been for yoinks.

[user328]

Bidens are un-American.