I just dumped 5 gallons of pee under my shed

[Betty]

Lets hope that keeps the coyotes away and other varmints. I been pooling my slop buckets into a big ol bucket for this very occasion, coyote maiting season. Also there is a big cat who likes sleepin on the top shelf, coons prowlin about and some mice under the floorboards so am hoping my scent sorta acts like a deterrent. IDK cuz i heard some girls pee in the bushes around ther house to mark boundaries i just figure dump it in the area they all like gathering

[Mister Obvious]

Man, I've been waiting for an opportunity to talk about this...

So some years back I was marking certain places around the property with my HERINE. (Female urine.)

I forgot all about it for quite a while, but then one summer I went on a walk to this one area I used to pee on, and it had the BIGGEST FUCKING DANDELIONS I'VE EVER SEEN growing around it.

Then I noticed that EVERYTHING growing there was like FREAKISHLY HUGE.

If you want them plants to grow, you better piss all over 'em, that's all I'm saying.

[Mister Obvious]

I did some research on it and I saw people asking questions like "Can I water a plant with only pee?"

Um, like no.

It has to be piss AND water.

It can't just be straight pee... WTF.