Forcing a fart...

[Guest]

This is the cost of dating sexy ladies, they all have IBS and cant control the fartbox

[Dark Dick]

Crack that rip
Give the gas the slip
Step on a crack
Break your momma's back
When a problem comes along
You must rip it
Before the cream sits out too long
You must rip it
When something's going wrong
You must rip it

Now rip it
Into shape
Shape it up
Get straight
Go forward
Move ahead
Try to detect it
It's not too late
To rip it
Rip it good

When a good time turns around
You must rip it
You will never live it down
Unless you rip it
No one gets away
Until they rip it

I say rip it
Rip it good
I say rip it
Rip it good

Crack that rip
Give the gas the slip
Step on a crack
Break your momma's back
When a problem comes along
You must rip it
Before the cream sits out too long
You must rip it
When something's going wrong
You must rip it

Now rip it
Into shape
Shape it up
Get straight
Go forward
Move ahead
Try to detect it
It's not too late
To rip it
Into shape
Shape it up
Get straight
Go forward
Move ahead
Try to detect it
It's not too late
To rip it
Rip it good

[Dark Dick]

Fannie, if you're sitting at a table and someone asks you to "pass the gas" would you have to do it?

[user328]

Farcing a fort?

[Mister Obvious]

No questions at this time, please.

[user328]

May the Farts be with you.

[Guest]

Hardly ever a good idea, but it worked out okay for me this time.

Fart forcing just always seems to come under questionable circumstances.

I would call it a "gateway fart"...

A successful gateway fart leads to genuine rectal feedback.

indeed. 
rectal feedback can cause anal lip ring vibrations
which release a fine brown mist of fecal sweat and
anal lubrication gland moisture resulting in said
forced fart ejecting a brown spray into the panties
or underwear. Caution is suggested on anal pounds per pressure
muscle level indicator. Brown cakes can result if moist mist 
because old and dry. 

Beautiful human bodies are beautiful.

[user328]

The other day, I was thinking about those videos where you can see someone fart on an infrared camera.

What you're seeing isn't really the fart gas though. It's the body heat from the gas.

[Dark Dick]

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