"Gunsmoke" (1955) - Review & Commentary

[Mister Obvious]

S12 E25 - "The Favor"

0:55 Kitty's just engaging in some flirting with a fellow passenger right before the obligatory stagecoach calamity befalls them.

1:56 aaand, there it is. Not as bad as I anticipated though. Same as the typical sounds Kitty makes in the back of the Long Branch with Matt after closing.

5:27 is Kitty legit drawing comparisons between the Marshal, and this random guy she just met on the stagecoach???

6:16 doesn't it seem like a bad idea to keep an Indian charm/necklace that you got from a sordid situation like that?? I mean, it's definitely questionable.

6:28 Festus is trying to get to the bottom of this necklace mystery because he thinks it's weird too.

6:58 "Didn't do much for that Indian who was wearing it." FKN EXACTLY.

7:56 where did they get hairspray in the 1800s??

10:24 was that a fart noise?! It was probably a wobbly board.

14:47 "No Marshal, I was in bed!" She sounds kind of defensive.

16:40 wow, so now Kitty's just gonna go ahead and flirt with this guy, right in the Marshal's own town!!?!?! Right in the Long Branch?!?!!!!

16:50 you just met him LAST WEEK.

18:07 "Do you think you can make it up to my room?"

20:00 I can't tell if this is a 70 year old woman, or a 20 year old.

20:05 maybe it's the hair. I think this is a fake blonde, could even be a wig. We'll see.

20:20 Mrs. Haley looks familiar though... it's Diane Ladd, she's been in a ton of movies/shows.

20:50 she low key scares the shit out of me.

22:26 this guy is so full of shit, and it's NOT charming. He is not even a viable love interest.

22:59 I do like Mrs. Haley's outfit though. I dunno if the whole thing is a wig or if it's her own hair with a hair piece added.

24:00 Thad has realized that Kitty's hiding a man "under her skirt" and he's trying to process what it all means.

25:32 "Blood! And it's fresh enough to make a feller wonder, too!"

28:04 would you just look at her, deceivin' Matt this way! And for what? FOR WHAT?!??!?!?!?!

30:40 she's trying to tell Doc. She's dropping hints.

31:18 Doc's pretty cool though... sigh. Agh. I love these characters so much.

35:17 getting Mexican soap opera vibes from some of these 'emo' facial closeups.

35:48 do what?? Rofl!!!

35:59 that stage depot sign looks super industrial with the bold red lettering.

36:42 I love the way she whips her head around and looks at the one guy... I find her portrayal very enjoyable, she's cute.

38:11 lol, this made me think of Crowley from Supernatural.

39:00 Matt's always sending telegrams... that's so hot.

39:26 ooohoohooo SHIT! Thad be judging Kitty HARD. That second-hand shade made my ass twitch.

40:40 that second-hand embarrassment is making me feel hot. Gotta remember this if you're ever trying to hide an outlaw in a room with a mirror.

42:10 this whole story just makes it seem like Kitty is hard-up, or that she has bad taste in men. I could understand having a little fling with Festus every now and then, but there's no way she could really want anyone besides the Marshal.

49:20 get your ass back in the Long Branch!!!!!!!!!!!

This was one of those episodes where Kitty's eye really wandered... except for it wasn't her eye, it was some kind of emotional thingy.

This was not a classic in the "Kitty Steps Out On Matt" sub-genre... the episode was not that memorable, but it did have its moments.

[Mister Obvious]

I think they snuck noises into the soundtrack on this show sometimes... o_0

Maybe it was a one-off with that episode. I can't say I've ever noticed it before, so maybe it's not gonna be a regular occurrence.

At least I hope not. That would be fucked up!

[Mister Obvious]

I think Festus was the real one and Ken Curtis was the character. Anyway, he seems really humble when he's talking as himself, everybody said he was the nicest dude ever.

It's pretty annoying when people refer to Matt as a "sheriff" rather than a Marshal.

Ken Curtis stuck to the roleplay hard and when she said that, he was like "Matthew??" because he knew anyone watching would catch her mistake, and he's there playing it up for the fans, not the interviewer.

5:49 he starts talking about Gunsmoke. He says "They only want it to look real. We try to make it a semi-documentary."

6:37 you can tell by the look on his face, he fucking loves the show.

I didn't really listen to Buck Taylor's part in this because I haven't even seen him on the show yet.

This appears to be the only Ken Curtis interview on YouTube. There are other videos of him singing, but no interviews as far as I can tell.

[Mister Obvious]

He was 70 here, this was 1986 so about 5 years before he died. He looked the same as ever.

[Mister Obvious]

I dunno, I guess I'm just kinda blown away by how amazing he was.

This is what people generally tend to think actors are doing... they think they're going around putting on characters that are nothing like them.

But really, most actors are just being themselves, usually changing very little about themselves in order to play the character.

Carroll O'Connor comes to mind, only I think Festus was more different from Ken Curtis than Archie was from Carroll...



1:38.

[Mister Obvious]

There are very few actors like Carroll O'Connor and Ken Curtis who changed dramatically to play their signature roles.

Everybody else on Gunsmoke was, for the most part, just being themselves.

[Mister Obvious]

There are also actors whose entire public personas are an act themselves, Gilbert Gottfried being an excellent example...

[Mister Obvious]

I've also known of actors who dropped off the scene and decided to start acting in REAL LIFE.

They can con their way into whatever job they want, whether they have experience or not.

The one thing they don't typically tend to get involved with is having a family...

It seems like they forfeit the normie life and use their acting abilities to get ahead in their own lives rather than in entertainment.

They'll get a job they weren't REALLY qualified for, work it for up to 10 years, and then move on and become somebody else.

[Mister Obvious]

It's brilliant... I find the whole topic absolutely fascinating.

[Mister Obvious]

S12 E26 - "Mistaken Identity"

1:10 dang man, you really do gotta watch out for them snakes!!!!

2:38 yo, that was unsettling as hell. This show is starting to get too hardcore though.

4:04 is that wood or beef jerky??

7:02 oh look it's Nathan, the asshole from the freight office... *eyeroll*

14:40 FFS, not this pillow bullshit again!!! This is so TEXTBOOK.

18:28 "To your left. As you go out." I love it when Miss Kitty gets all territorial.

19:40 check out these creepies from Crawville... https://i.imgur.com/UNB1ZUD.png Dunster is pretty hot though. He was young here, Melville was one of those guys who just got hotter in time... he died pretty young though.

21:38 did you see the way he adjusted his collar? *heart eyes*

25:00 "Thad... I want to send another telegram." I cracked up sooo fkn hard.

[Mister Obvious]

S12 E27 - "Ladies From St. Louis"

2:50 it's a gigglin' gaggle of rowdy gals!!!

4:20 OMG they're nuns. I used to wanna be a nun, way back a super long time ago.

4:38 these nun chicks are super hot. I wasn't gonna say anything, but then they brought in another hot one.

9:11 these bitches need to listen to the logical nun who wants to follow the law... but she's outnumbered.

12:55 "We're on our way to the Black Hills," oooohhhh dammnnn, these nuns don't fuck AROUND!!!

13:50 the captions are starting to spell character names wrong... I noticed this earlier. Festus said "Ma Smalley" and the captions said "Miss Molly"... it would be an easy mistake if you were transcribing the show and didn't know anything about it.

16:09 this is Henry Darrow from "The High Chaparral" (1967) and a bunch of other recognizable roles of the '60s-'80s.

19:40 Festus gets all the ladies... it never fails.

20:42 oh that one wants him ESPECIALLY BAD!!! *dancing banana*

26:00 look how wicked hot Thad is... https://imgur.com/a/C7jlYc7

49:08 this is a rare view of the Long Branch exterior... https://imgur.com/a/heAao8o

[Mister Obvious]

S12 E28 - "Nitro: Part 1"

I guess there are more two-parter episodes in the series than I realized!

0:55 Tom Reese guest starred in some great episodes... he has a timeless, authentic feel to him.

1:27 David Canary kinda looks like a cat in the face. He's super hot though. They know if we're gonna have to see the same guest stars for 2 episodes in a row, they better be hot.

2:47 wow, those guys just caused a next level ruckus.

4:00 lol, they even gave it a little opening credits screen, so cute. 'Nitro!', oooOoOoo, super scary title!!!

4:58 it sounded like Festus said, "Get yourself some pot"... this is exactly what I'm talking about, I think they sneak stuff in here. I haven't heard anything too bad. The jury's still out on this one... it may not be intentional, could just be coincidence.

6:20 this episode seems VERY familiar. It's possible I may have seen this one on TV, just briefly or in passing, like it was on in the background or something. This is the first one I've felt that way about.

6:32 I think her snotty attitude is more from the 1960s than from the 1870s, but maybe not... perhaps women were bitchy back then too.

6:55 TBH, I feel sorry for this guy right here. It's a good thing he's supermodel hot and staying alone is a choice.

7:16 you know what, shoutout to James Nusser who portrayed Louie Pheeters in 74 episodes.

7:58 dude. Holy shit. They went balls to the wall with Louie in this episode. Remember that scene from the other episode where he looks all zombified??? Right here he literally says he's IN HELL. This is due to alcoholism. WTF man, they are trying to make an example out of Louie. Back in the day, the "old Louie" would have NEVER said some shit like that. That's like 0 to 100 levels.

8:06 I am NOT a fan of Louie, as I'm sure everyone knows.

11:42 "Son, do you even know who the fuck I am?"

17:38 that's so weird, because I was just starting to sew on a new project and I had JUST been looking for a needle with a bigger eye for easier threading... WTF?!?!?!

21:13 suspenseful though.

23:11 this is practically the definition of "intense"... they are purposely intensifying this show.

25:48 lmao, WHERE THE HELL ARE THEY EVEN TAKING IT!!?!? How are they gonna transport it?!?! HORSE AND BUGGY!?!?!?!

28:30 dude, this episode is CRAAAZZZZYYYYYY.

30:37 he's all duded up, down at the Long Branch!!!!!!!

33:10 they make these saloon girls out to be the biggest gold diggers ever.

36:02 he's great at putting on a front though... daddy's got some deep pockets!!!

37:10 Festus is always in the right place at the right time.

41:15 really powerful message in this episode... who knows what technology there may be in the future. You have to look at the long term, the big picture, rather than getting caught up in the details.

46:06 WTF was that, a mountain lion!?!? A lynx??!?!

47:55 I'd go straight to the Marshal and tell him everything.

49:04 he's making the nitro that's gonna blow his own money up.

49:32 part one ended on an actual cliffhanger.

[Mister Obvious]

S12 E29 - "Nitro: Part 2"

This is the season finale... the seasons are getting shorter.

0:30 "The story so far..." lol.

7:00 it's all intros and recaps up until this point.

9:22 I knew it.

16:20 boy, heist lighting conditions were really shit back in the 1880s!!!!!!!!

21:40 these two are kinda fruity together.

25:00 they mention Deadwood, and they've been talking about the Dakotas a lot lately.

35:35 LOL, I can't believe he's got Louie doing this!!!

39:55 wow, those boots look TIGHT and uncomfortable as hell. Things have come a LONG way since then.

47:02 HE'S NOT SWEATY ENOUGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

47:07 they try to make it seem like she intuitively knows he's gonna get blown to smithereens.

47:30 it's always interesting when they show the Marshal's POV while he's riding a horse, lmao.

48:50 the sound of her shaky breath at the end, AFTER the screen went black... holy shit.

[Mister Obvious]

S13 E1 - "The Wreckers"

0:03 slightly different intro music, same footage... I like it, it's sexy. This is the season premiere, maybe it'll be spicy.

1:15 you can help me anytime baby!!!!!!

1:33 he really looks like Antonio Banderas.

3:10 lol @ Kitty nagging on Matt. I guess the point of this is to tell us they were SUPPOSED to be on a semi-romantic trip together but they ended up transporting this prisoner guy.

4:05 so the wagon will just make it far enough away to break down and be out of convenient distance to help.

5:20 well that was definitely the longest, most dramatic carriage wreck ever, AND it seemed like an EXTRA well built carriage too. On any other episode, it would have broken into 5 pieces no more than 50 yds away from where it took off.

5:44 Roger Ewing/Thad isn't in the opening credits anymore so I guess he's left us... I dunno if this is okay with me or not. It's not so much about him as it is just a general sense of change in the show.

You guys...

This may be where Gunsmoke starts to suck.

How WHACK would that be? Cuz it's season 13, it's a freaky number, you know things are bound to be weird. Is this where Gunsmoke... JUMPS THE SHARK???

There used to be a site called "Jump The Shark" and it was just a list of shows and the general consensus about when they jumped the shark. I am tempted to go see if it's still around. Hmmm... JumpTheShark.com redirects to TVGuide.com.

I just wonder what the general consensus is about Gunsmoke. I'm tempted to see where people tend to agree that it JTS, or if people don't feel like it ever did. I don't want to be influenced by other people's opinions about it though.

https://www.metv.com/stories/the-jump-th...c-tv-shows

Oh my God, this is NOT a good sign... Gunsmoke is #1 on the list. It references an episode in season 18. It's not hard to imagine that the show starts to blow late in the series, but there are 7 seasons left at this point!

6:00 all of them would be door nail dead after an incident like that. This is a DEFINITE moment where shark jumping is entirely possible for Gunsmoke. It might have just happened.

I'm still looking around trying to find opinions about when the show JTS, and one source says it happened when Chester left, which is bullshit. Someone on IMDb said, "Gunsmoke ran for an amazing 20 seasons, and never had a 'Jump The Shark' moment." Someone else cited another episode as their personal "JTS" episode.

Somebody on Quora said the show JTS when Newly came on the scene, and this is around that time. Still just sounds like somebody's opinion though, not the opinion of the general audience. None of those sites are places I'd trust for unbiased info though.

I'm not seeing much in these results that make me think there's a general consensus about Gunsmoke.

Here's a more legit looking site, this is an archive of posts from 2014, these are real opinions right here...

https://www.sitcomsonline.com/boards/arc...25262.html

Priceless gems in that thread, here's a good one...

It was reaching the wrong demographic group by the 1974-1975 season, its last.

Older viewers were watching it, not the younger ones CBS was wanting to
attract. It was decided to end it after an astounding 20 year run, which for
a drama only Law And Order (NBC) came close to reaching (sorry The
Simpsons and 60 Minutes doesn't count, they weren't dramas).

That's what I ALWAYS say! Those other bullshit "shows" don't count, fuck those shows!!!

Some people think it should have ended in 1967, so right about now... I can't blame them, but on the other hand, 1967 was a HUGE era change. It's not really Gunsmoke's fault that shit got weird that year, and around that time in general.

Earlier in S12 was when they were originally going to cancel the show, but that Babe Paley chick got Gilligan's Island canceled instead so that Gunsmoke could continue.

Still other sources say that the show jumped the shark when Kitty left, which seems pretty obvious... definitely JTS territory, IF the show hadn't fucked up UNTIL that point. But I'm thinking if it ever fucked up, it was before then.

I'm just saying, for me, this episode is totally ridiculous right out of the gate. The whole incident was too dramatic. I'll let you know if I change my mind, but I'm thinking this could be Gunsmoke's JTS moment. Keep in mind, this opinion is from an expert (me).

7:00 like they ain't gonna see her fingers wriggling out the slats on the carriage. Like they ain't gonna see her looking at them with those bright blue eyes and that red hair. It's unrealistic that they'd even be alive. NOTHING about it is even vaguely realistic, and this is gonna be a really hard sale for me.

7:40 she's gotta think all smart and fast right now... agh, what a bitch that would be! She's putting his badge on the other guy, that's brilliant, but it's totally throwing him under the bus. Is that guy even alive??

9:30 daammnn, these dudes are freaking me the fuck out. Look at these guys. Look how this one dorky dude in the glasses is levitating Miss Kitty out of the carriage.

9:40 that guy's teeth are SUPER white.

11:30 so did she make the right choice or not though?? It seems like it's still up in the air.

17:40 turns out the Marshal is in total agreement with Kitty's quick thinking... this is hot. It's definitely not shark jump, but they JUST BARELY MISSED it with this episode. It was sooo, sooo close.

19:00 lmfao, THEY'RE LARPING RIGHT NOW. THEY'RE ACTUALLY LARPING.

20:20 now the secret marshal is making his stand to take command of Kitty's fine tail. This is an iconic scene, and it's rather sexy too. But it's "Gunsmoke sexy"... not normie sexy.

21:24 "I got took 'cause I didn't run." OOOOOOHHHHOOOOOO... *bites knuckle*

21:40 look at that gorgeous curly hair.

26:40 lol. Mood.

27:58 he's such a natural dominator... I love it. So sexy.

30:00 Hooo my God. This is gonna be a TOUGH ONE!!! LOLOL!!! I'm cringing already.

31:17 this guy is in bad shape... if he dies after that scene, that's gonna be next level.

31:30 what, is Kitty gonna smother him with a PILLOW?!?!?! *eyeroll*

32:30 they did something EVEN MORE HARDCORE than I anticipated.

36:10 unpopular opinion, but I really like this Luke character... he's dork hot and super creepy.

38:00 S12 and onward is not a "jumping the shark" situation... for me, it's a matter of INTENSITY.

40:28 Doc should have been a politician!

49:25 ultimately, Gunsmoke didn't JTS because of this episode, but the show HAS to dial back on the intensity WITHOUT shark jumping.

It has to level itself out without outright sucking, without dumbing itself down (because intensity doesn't necessarily equate to intelligence)... there are a lot of plates to juggle with this one, and it's a tall order.

[Mister Obvious]

I'm gonna say this... NO OTHER long running show besides Gunsmoke could do this.

No other show could pull this off.

MOST shows jump the shark.

Even the "Short, Amazing" ones jumped the shark.

EVERY SHOW jumps the shark at one point or another.

Take "Mr. Robot" (2015) for example... it was an EXCELLENT show from start to finish. Even Mr. Robot jumped the shark (the TV show/dream episode).

I can't think of a show that didn't JTS, and just because the show doesn't get cancelled or end doesn't mean it DIDN'T jump the shark. Take "Supernatural" (2005) for example, that show made jumping the shark okay because it did it so often, yet somehow continued to stay on the air. It played into the shark jumping trope and made a joke out of the whole thing. That can only work for a comedy.

A show that didn't jump the shark prettymuch doesn't exist.

Gunsmoke definitely JTS at some point, but I guess the only question is how egregious was it?? How bad was the shark jumping moment? Did it happen more than once?? Because it hasn't REALLY happened yet so far. You can't count Thad leaving as a JTS moment, in fact, the only character who COULDN'T leave would be Marshal Dillon.

[Mister Obvious]

S13 E2 - "Cattle Barons"

1:07 this guy reminds me of Burton Gilliam from Blazing Saddles.

2:30 Robert J. Wilke is crazy hot. He was on Gunsmoke a total of 7 times and this is his last appearance.

4:40 who ISN'T "old friends" with Matt Dillon??

4:43 they've started giving each episode its own title screen... that's pretty cool. Wonder if they're gonna keep that up for the rest of the show? Pretty font... bright white with a touch of orangey red over it, I think they used this gorgeous warm filter on all the footage.

6:26 so Festus rides into town guns blazing for his first appearance in the season. That kinda behavior is totally out of character.

7:55 "When two men want the same thing, somebody's gonna lose."

9:00 this scene with the kid gunfighter is pretty cute, I love the way the marshal steps up to handle the situation and treats him just like he would anybody else.

10:58 Festus has a gorgeous bronze glow going on, I think it's partly natural tan and partly makeup... they've always gotta keep him a lil dirty.

11:02 looks like they haven't dyed Matt's hair lately, I think they're hiding it with a hat. You can tell James Arness's real hair color was trying to peak out under there. His eyebrows are really light and so is his hair.

11:17 "Price of beef's sky high," I'm telling you, nothing ever really changes!!!

12:18 what the heck are those guys up to?? Did I miss something?? Have I lost the plot already?? LOL!!!!!!

12:50 his hair and brows are now darkened/defined in this scene.

16:16 Festus is so unique and legit, every move he makes is just perfection. He's smiling and laughing a lot in this episode which is kind of rare.

16:42 look how sexy he is in those pants... so hot.

17:50 everything seems fine in this episode... there's no super weird, hella intense shit going on. All the characters seem normal, none of them are being freaky or intimidating. This feels like an episode from the black and white era.

18:28 I'd like to sit heavy on YOU!!! *dancing banana*

19:27 that fake dust effect though, lol.

19:40 Ken Curtis has an amazing smile and it makes him very attractive... I think that's why they waited for a while to show that side of Festus. Maybe he had to practice smiling/laughing until it seemed right.

19:45 Kitty's got a nice new dress, sort of a tan/olive green chevron print... it's a very unique piece.

24:20 "You just give me a reason. I'd like one, mister." Roflmfao hell yes, classic. He just told those guys to get the hell outta Dodge!!!

27:28 "Wait?! My aunt Phoebe's tea cozy!" rolfmfaoalolo.

27:40 well hell yeah it's a raw deal bro, this guy's gonna get killed for sure and I feel like nobody's gonna care.

28:34 "Right now, I'd sell you both for a bag of salt." He's right... guys like this are obsolete, it's an old guard way of thinking.

28:46 those beans look like splattercake city, but I bet they'd be good with some bread!!!

32:00 boy... all these fellers are in a fix, aren't they?!

33:36 Marshal lost the hat... his hair looks gorgeous, almost has a nice hint of copper to it.

34:50 did I just hear a dog barking in the distance??

42:55 first time I've ever seen cowboys cheerleading.

43:30 now it's broken out into a huge brawl. Damn, it looks like Ken Curtis could really kick some ass!!!

43:50 Doc is gonna have a lot of work to do tonight.

44:38 they're double-deckin' cowboys into this coffin with bitchin' lavender purple interior!!!!

It was a nice, normal episode. It wasn't too intense, there was no freaky shit going on... it was just your typical classic Gunsmoke episode.

[Mister Obvious]

S13 E3 - "The Prodigal"

0:36 O'Donovan's Saloon??? Sounds like a throwaway place for the sake of the story.

3:08 is this even supposed to be Dodge??

3:38 fucking nice jeans on that guy on the right, I dunno if they made that shade back in the 1880s though... looks kinda metrosexual.

4:00 damn, Amos is a fucking SHOT. They wanted us to figure he couldn't do dick with that rusty ol' fucked up lookin' gun!!!

5:17 now THIS is Dodge City. Adorable classic scene between Doc and Festus too... https://imgur.com/a/koZgQmV

8:18 that smile... *heart eyes*

8:30 I dig the skinny feller's burnt orange jacket... he needs a cheeseburger though. Like every day of the week, for a year.

8:36 peep Kitty's fine ass standing across the street outside the Long Branch.

9:20 I knew a guy who kinda looked like this once. I'd like to cover him in Nesquik and grind my titties on his sweaty face.

10:40 I guess "Stoner" was a common surname in the frontier west!?

10:45 "Now boys, I'm gonna tell you somethin' about Mr. Stoner. He's the man that's most responsible for keeping this whole story alive." Lmaooo. You know what, that actually makes a lot of sense.

18:40 oh that's definitely an omen.

27:24 check out that bitchin' lamp. The shapes on it remind me of the continents. I wonder if they make globe lamps?! This is all I can find: https://www.amazon.com/TTKTK-Illuminated...B0791HG3V8 Not really what I was imagining, but better than nothing.

29:20 Thad makes his final appearance in this episode... *sheds a single tear*

35:00 "Get him out of here." The look on her face was perfect.

46:37 THAT PLOT TWIST THOUUUUGHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

48:50 "Golly Bill, Matthew, just makes you feel plumb soulsome, don't it?"

[Mister Obvious]

S13 E4 - "Vengeance: Part 1"

Another two-parter. There were a lot more of these than I thought!

5:57 "Like the man said... everything gets paid for." OooOoOooo... *popcorn*

11:18 "I'm the girl from that other episode." He's gonna be riding her slide before it's over.

13:00 "I was about 6 days old when Zack Johnson picked me off a Deadwood trash dump where somebody had left me." *extra buttery popcorn*

18:37 that damn bar has seen better days.

21:10 are these two about to go to Bangtown!?!

28:00 this shit-kicking cowboy needs to leave Angel alone, TBH.

28:40 Festus is wearing his fancy shirt!!! He's got even fancier sleeve garters on... looks like there's a flower embellishment on the side.

30:20 "You're a female woman, alright." AS OPPOSED TO!?

32:16 WTF just happened? Did he just die? Is that why the light went out?

36:20 check it out, it's Buck Taylor guest starring as a random character, only 5 episodes before he makes his first appearance as Newly.

37:46 Buck Taylor looks like an extra Brady Bunch son. I dunno if I can get into this. What's he gonna be like as Newly?!?!!?!??1

45:00 oh so he's a CIRCUS GUY!!!!!! I knew he was trouble!!!!!!

45:50 ARF! ARF ARF!

[Mister Obvious]

S13 E5 - "Vengeance: Part 2"

8:37 he's too good. The Marshal is the only one who can take this guy.

9:50 I think he made a good call.

11:20 this guy is SAVVVAAAAGGEEE.

16:30 come on now, why would he lie about not shooting the guy? Makes no sense.

20:57 I love how he moves toward the camera with that look on his face. Now I understand why R. Hamilton wrote "The Book of Festus"... I love Festus like I love Yoda, and I always joked that Yoda was my religion.

24:58 I love that he calls her Miss Angel.

27:15 "Everything I touch, Angel... it dies." That's hot.

33:13 because she wants that outlaw seed, baby!!!!!!!! Her name is Kim Darby, she's really cute. She looks like Millie Bobby Brown, check it out... https://imgur.com/a/oRc2jBa

39:27 ohhh, shit. I thought it was one of the dudes who got it at first... I think that's what they wanted us to think though.

40:06 it's just like any relationship with a dude who would let you go out and be a prostitute to bring home the money so he doesn't have to do anything. Okay, so it's not EXACTLY the same scenario, lmfaolol. But it's the same kinda "user" type of situation.

44:00 OH the DRAMA!!!!!!!!!!

46:20 well I personally think he's doing the right thing.

[Mister Obvious]

S13 E6 - "A Hat"

0:37 damn, it's always the ROWDIEST bunch EVER down at the Lady Gay.

0:48 and that is by far THE gayest shirt I've ever seen on a cowboy. I bet it gets him laid though.

0:57 LMAO, holy shit!!!!!!!

1:18 oh, that isn't the Lady Gay, my bad! It's just the exact same set they used for it back in the day and this is supposed to be some other town.

3:08 I meaaan... he's wearing a fucking pink feather boa. It's not exactly a loss. Somebody just pin a star on the big hairy ginger's shirt. He deserves it.

4:09 "I'm going to Dodge." Honestly, same.

6:15 "Maybe you're in the wrong business!" Ohhohoho damn! He's got a point!

6:25 lmao, guy looks like BIGFOOT riding in on a horse, HALF DEAD!!!!!

6:40 pause here and check out Ken Curtis's eye... looks like a dark blue ring around the outer edge, and it looks hazel toward the center. This is the thing about some variations of blue eyes. They look amber colored from certain angles. They usually call it hazel if there's any confusion at all.

Check this out...

His maternal great-grandfather Sebron (Seaborn) Graham Sneed (1828-72) was the senior second lieutenant of Company A, Harrelson's Battalion, Arkansas Cavalry (Confederate) during the US Civil War. Sebron's brothers Samuel and William R. were privates in the same unit.

https://m.imdb.com/name/nm0193411/trivia

14:26 I've never seen so many blue eyed people on one show before though... for real.

14:50 she's wearing the chevron dress again, only it's BRIGHT yellow and green, not tan and green. There's no way it's the same dress.

17:05 "Outside, he may be a mountain of filth... inside, he's a man." Honestly, word.

18:28... listen. The shape of this guy's nostrils is just incredible. I had to say. It had to be said.

20:45 lmao, Miss Kitty's about to be like "K, dude, gotta go."

7:20 http://www.native-languages.org/iaq24.htm *dancing banana* http://pc.blogspot.com/2007/08/westerner...-1947.html

28:40 Miss Kitty is the Queen of Dodge City.

29:25 that's a wicked purple and pink bandana right there.

30:25 nice backhand!

49:10 sigh... it's definitely possible to be in love with two men at the same time!?!