Nuts! I think I may be Jesus.

[user328]

I mean they say he's coming back someday. And do you reckon they're gonna ship him back to earth in the same body he was killed in? Oh, no, my friends. He's gonna be reincarnated. And probably as someone you'd least expect.

[Mister Obvious]

I would believe Jesus is a Scorpio.

[user328]

I hope he comes back as a Pisces, otherwise the whole fish symbolism thing will seem ridiculous.

[Mister Obvious]

Pisces makes the most sense in general. Tough to be a Pisces though... I think we should aim for more of an Aquarius situation.