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And the second archetype guy?? HOOOLLLLY oh my God. HOOOO my gah I can't even begin...
Let me just say, with this specific dude, to have the same mannerisms and way of speaking...
The odds have to be astronomical.
Age is also what makes them different too.
The Zane archetype was prolly a good 10 years younger than OG Zane.
Second archetype guy was like 10 years older than the OG.
This most recent archetype guy, same thing.
We live in a fucking simulation.
We absolutely do.
It's shit like this that convinces me beyond the shadow of a doubt.
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Why all these archetypes gotta be so sexy.
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Like all of them have been sexy mofos too.
Ain't no plain archetypes of plain ass mofos coming to me.
Only the damn hottest and best and most sexy.
OMG. MAYBE THAT'S WHY I'M NOT AN ARCHETYPE AND HAVE NEVER SEEN MY OWN.
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Y'all...
You ain't gonna believe this shit.
I just came across ANOTHER archetype doppleganger of ANOTHER hotass dude.
The turnaround time on this one was 5 months.
THIS IS FUCKING INSANE, BAHAHAHAHA!!!
Oh my God.
What the hell does this mean??
WHAT DOES IT MEAN1?!?!
What's the meaning of this??
I am shook.
Dude, shook is putting it lightly.
I'm sweating and I've got the chills and I'm low key numb at the same time.
Like, I almost feel ILL.
It's too weird to be a coincidence.
So that's 2 I've come across in about a week.
But my main question is...
Why the fuck am I so blessed?!?!?
Come on in real close, celebrate this with me.
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08-17-2025, 12:13 PM
They're all so sexy. I hate this!
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But nah, on some real shit...
I'm actually kinda weirded out.
The simulation is actin' up.
Wonder if smackin' it real hard will fix it?!
Then again, it prolly ain't broken.
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(08-14-2025, 06:13 PM)Mister Obvious Wrote: And lo and behold, I run across this review from like 13 years ago...
My money is on TolstoyKafkaEvsky.
This person's jacket, tho:
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How the fuck did you find THE ONE Espada review I didn't watch?!?!?!
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(08-17-2025, 10:21 PM)Luscious Atanari Wrote: My money is on TolstoyKafkaEvsky.
Fucking nailed it...
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He's been making videos since early YouTube, and his last upload was 3 years ago. Apparently he moved into a trailer in the woods with no internet connection.
Sounds suss as fuck if you ask me... I bet there's a story.
Nevertheless, the guy is absolutely hilarious. One of the quickest wits I've ever seen, and he's not a sheeple.
We need a whole army of TolstoyKafkaEvsky.
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Check it out...
https://www.youtube.com/@tolstoykafkaevs...784/videos
People were so in love with this dude that they saved all his videos after he warned that they were gonna get deleted and they reuploaded them with the original upload date as a comment on each video.
Cult personality.
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He does seem like an asshole though.
This is from 2012, which is super depressing but it's also really cool that it exists.
Psychos like me are still coming across it and loving the hell out of it all these years later.
But is this unnatural? Is it a bad idea to chronicle your life on video?
Should we really have this window through time to see ourselves this way? And for other people to see us this way?
Should we just hide instead, and be lost to time completely?
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Maybe time shouldn't even really be considered though...
I've been watching these Tolstoy Kafka Evsky vids off and on for a couple days while multitasking, and I've experienced some pretty wild synchronicities, like he'd say some shit that I was reading word for word.
I think it was the title of a movie. Can't remember what the hell it was. But it was completely random and the odds were just astronomical.
Oh I remember... he randomly said "It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia" at the moment that I was reading those exact words in a Reddit comment on a thread about people's favorite TV shows.
My point is...
I'm not sure we should be looking at the passing of time in a negative way, because it seems like we have the ability to pierce through the veil.
A broken clock is right twice a day.
The matrix/simulation seems to have a built in 'synch' feature that lines everything up in ways that can't logically be explained.
If this kind of shit CAN be logically explained, enlighten me. Cuz to me, it all seems like some kind of strange magic.
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People still leave comments on his videos begging him to come back.
He prolly thinks those people are dumb.
But I think it's beautiful.
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He is special for sure though. It's pretty fucking rare to come across people this entertaining.
Full sized katanas are way too fucking big. I really want this...
https://www.coldsteel.com/o-tanto-warrior-series
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~13" blade length is perfect.
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08-17-2025, 11:32 PM
I think the O Tanto and double Glocks would be perfect for EDC.
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