Unstoppable Morgan: The Bitchin' Bronco

[Mister Obvious]

She said she's seen 3 UFOs.

[Mister Obvious]

If she's seeing UFOs then she may really be able to find Bigfoot in them thar woods.

[Guest]

I'm surprised Boujee hasn't been attacked by Bigfoot yet.
That and the UFOs are a good idea though... could expand her audience.

[Mister Obvious]

Starting the search for Bigfoot will be what finally gets Morgan to a million subscribers.

[Mister Obvious]

I bet she's bugging out in a place with no signal so she can get a break from Johnny. Perfect excuse... no signal for days. I bet they never end up meeting back up. The only way it'll happen is if he has new electronics to give her.

[Guest]

She's deep in the mountains she'll have to make Johnny sign up for Amazon Climb.

[Guest]

This will fix it where you never eat fast food again.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mVjTaR3AIr0

[user428]

Morgan is by far one of the more entertaining mobile living girls. I can't think of anymore really good ones. This guy just popped back up. A lot of people went really generic, and the others well you know how I feel a lot of the others.

[Mister Obvious]

In one of Morgan's new Patreon posts, she made it clear that she can still talk to her BF from whatever remote neck of the woods she's in. Oh joy!

[Mister Obvious]

TBH I'm tired of him on her behalf.

[Mister Obvious]

Mostly I'm just tired of hearing her talk about him.

Almost no one is excited to hear YouTubers talk about their significant others.

That's just human nature.

[Mister Obvious]

It's kind of the same reason why they never let Michael Jackson have a girlfriend in his super famous 1980s era, like that Tatiana Thumbtzen chick who was in his vids and kissed him on stage. They were basically in love but ultimately Michael got convinced that it would be bad for his image. They don't want to ruin the fantasy for the fans.

[Guest]

Sounds like she's at a pretty awesome place though.

But PowerBronco needs to reset himself.

[Mister Obvious]

I think PowerBronco needs to start posting pics or videos or something... I'm convinced that guy is hot as fuck. I think he deserves a whirlwind romance with Morgan.

*I accidentally type her name as "Moran" sometimes, lmao, lol. Agh. AGH.

[Guest]

I've canceled my membership but will be reading all of his comments until August 1st.

[Mister Obvious]

Roflmfaolol, oh man. I don't even read the comments. I've been missing the fuck out. Gonna have to make sure to read them all before the deadline too. Bwahahahaha!

[Mister Obvious]

All I have noticed about the comments is that there really don't seem to be all that many. I wonder how many people even support her for more than the $1 tier. You know that can't last forever, she's gotta raise the price at some point. I just expected to see more engagement.

[Guest]

They should keep their relationship on the down low he can be her Tatiana Thumbtzen. He'll get one kiss but no drawn out ordeal like Johnny.

[Mister Obvious]

I think Morgan should get rich enough to hire hot dudes to be human furniture for her in her livestreams.

[Mister Obvious]

Or she could even find hot subscriber dudes who would be willing to do it for free.

She should just go around meeting hot subscribers and using them as props in her vids.

They're not allowed to talk though. Furniture doesn't talk.