Unstoppable Morgan: The Bitchin' Bronco

[GXT]

And btw Morgan had been staying in pretty much the exact spot where the past two hurricanes made landfall. The first one wasn't bad, but Milton decimated the entire town and area.
Morgan left in time and escaped unscathed... but I wonder if the locals made a connection between her arrival and the destruction, lol.

[GXT]

Correction it was Helene that destroyed the place where Morgan was.
The previous one to hit there was in August... don't think Milton affected them.

[Mister Obvious]

Morgan hasn't made a public video on YT in like 1000 years and I personally think it's inexcusable.

[GXT]

She claims she wants to get back on YT and tell the completely true story that will finally clear her name once and for all...
but she's afraid if she does, Johnny will find a hitman on the dark web to take her out. She even suggested he may hire a trucker
to somehow run her off the road. Not sure why she would give him ideas lol, but this was on a live a few weeks back that she immediately took down. Can't blame her for being a little paranoid in her situation, but that seems overly dramatic and unlikely... so yeah not a good excuse.

[Mister Obvious]

but she's afraid if she does, Johnny will find a hitman on the dark web to take her out.

That's one of the dumbest things I've ever heard, and I've heard a lot of dumb shit in my time.

I'm kinda glad I don't watch her paywalled videos because this kind of shit would just piss me off.

She is really just shooting herself in the foot by not posting videos on YT so more people can discover her.

[Mister Obvious]

And I'ma keep it so real right now...

Literally no one gives a fuck "what really happened" between her and that John guy. Hell, I forgot his name.

Couldn't care less. She needs to stop dicking around and do the right thing.

[Mister Obvious]

Like yo...

That shit was literally over a year ago.

IT WAS OVER A YEAR AGO.

Why does she think anybody even gives a crap now??

Especially people on YT. They've practically forgotten she even exists at this point, much less some ancient drama between her and some dude.

[GXT]

Yeah plus she's over a year sober and seems to have her shit pretty together lately... coming back strong ignoring the whole thing and all the hate comments would have to be her best move.

[Mister Obvious]

I don't care if she just uploads a video of her staring into the camera and saying absolutely nothing for five minutes.

She just needs to make an appearance and start up the momentum again.

Every time she does this whole not posting thingy, she loses all the momentum that it took years to build up and puts herself that far behind again.

[Mister Obvious]

ASK ME HOW I FUCKING KNOW?!?!?!

[Mister Obvious]

At least she's doing Vlogmas... she said she's gonna disappear back to Patreon after it's over.

[GXT]

Good she's streaming on YT, but apparently now taking them down or making them unlisted afterwards for some reason.
Still tearing apart and reassembling the trailer a year later. Think I heard her mention putting in a fireplace?! Lol
I caught some of the Thanksgiving one and the main update I heard was that her sketchy sounding land deal fell through...
She thinks the guy may have Googled her and found the bodycam video, as she's still fixated on that whole ordeal and was rambling
about it at the end of last night's video. She could at least start dating a new psycho and give us some original drama! lol

[Mister Obvious]

I caught some of the Thanksgiving one and the main update I heard was that her sketchy sounding land deal fell through...

She was talking about getting some land in the one I posted. It sounded shady as hell. She absolutely should get some land, but damn dude, not with crazy neighbors who are out in the sticks because they're outlaws or some shit.

[Mister Obvious]

Her camper definitely looks good though, she's made it very homelike and it's decorated nicely.

[Mister Obvious]

She's so fucking entertaining. She's eating some kinda nasty old cereal that's like powder out of a wicker bowl covered in foil. Roflmfao. Agh, she's legendary. She's so great. Sucks that she continually hides her stuff on YT, like why? I think she's a little bit neurotic about some things. She seems neurotic about food.

[Mister Obvious]

She's eating some kinda nasty old cereal that's like powder out of a wicker bowl covered in foil. Roflmfao.

With boxed milk. Roflmfaolol.

[Mister Obvious]

She's like "This is a poor girl's meal right here!" Roflrofl. So true, but it's still kinda awesome. It reminds me of somebody getting stoned and eating a bunch of random shit.

[Mister Obvious]

She's kinda living the dream TBH.

[Mister Obvious]

I laughed til I choked when she was doing the flat squishy butt thing at the end.

[GXT]

She's eating some kinda nasty old cereal that's like powder out of a wicker bowl covered in foil.

 

I've heard of powdered milk and boxed cereal but the other way around sounds funnier.
Missed that part but I did see her catching a cockroach on the counter. She goes "I caught him in the same cup as a dead fly"
and then told the roach to eat the fly for dinner.